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ONSLAUGHT

ROCK IN RIO!

About Me

WE ARE ONSLAUGHT AND WE LIKE TO PARTY AND EAT COCKROACHES. DONT COME TO OUR SHOWS UNLESS YOU LIKE GETTING YOUR HAIR CUT OR TORCHED, OR YOUR CLOTHES STAINED WITH BLOOD, OR YOUR LUNGS FILLED WITH SMOKE. BUT IF YOU DO LIKE THAT SORDA SHIT. THEN LET'S FUCKIN PARTY!. WE ARE GETTING OUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER TO RECORD A FULL LENGTH. WRITING NEW SONGS. ONCE WE GET ENOUGH MONEY THE ALBUM WITH RISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO ROCK WITH US NON-STOP! WE DRINK LARGE AMOUNTS OF JACK DANIELS AND PILSNER AND WILL FIGHT OR FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!. FUCK YOU!!!!1!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/26/2005
Band Website: welivetogether.com
Band Members: GOREGOUS GORDON TURNBUCKLE - VOX...JOHNNY OVERDOSE - GUITAR...FREEBASS - LEAD BASS PLAYER...RUSSIAN ROKKETT! - BATTERY
Influences: WASP, SLAYER, DRUGS, VENOM, DETH, MAIDEN, ANTHRAX, NAKED LADIES, DIO, , HARD DRUGS AND HARDER DRUGS, THE COMMIES, DRINKING EVIL POISON WITH JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, CACOPHONY, RACER X, IMMORTAL, THE COBALT!!!!,SABBATH, PREIST, JOINTS, MARKS WEED, LIQUOR STORES THAT DONT I.D. SEXY ENCHILADAS, SKULLS. SLAVES, LEATHER AND DENIM. BULLETS. FAST FOOD AND FASTER FOOD AND FOOD THATS FASTER THEN THE SPEED OF METAL, MALMSTEEN, OZZY. RANDY RHOADS. JAKE.E.LEE, RIGHTEOUS BUCKS, WORKING AT REASTAURANTS OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT, MORE LIQUOR? BURNABY HOUSES, PIRATE JAW, ADDMAN, VIETNAMESE GANG FIGHTS AT COCKNEY KINGS, MIKE EMMIT, PUKING, DEATHBIKE MC CUNE. CIGARETTES, OURSELVES. CAUSE WERE SO GOOD. STEALING. DESTROYING NICE THINGS. EATING FISH TACOS. FUCKING DEAD CHIX. TRYING TO FUCK OUR TEACHERS. ONE MILLION DOLLARS? TRAILER PARK BOYS. WIITCHES. BITCHES. COMPUTER GLITCHES. NOT THE ORANGE FUCKING SHIT ROOM. AND JUST GETTIN REAL FUCKED UP!!! I am 95% White Trash.
.. Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom
Sounds Like: THE CLASH OF FOUR IRON WARRIORS
Record Label: black label surpreme
Type of Label: None

My Blog

FUCKIN DONE.

SO AS YOU PROBABLY HEARD THIS BAND IS FUCKING DEAD.WE ARE PLANNING ON DOING A LAST SHOW SOMETIME SOON AND YOU BETTER FUCKIN BE THERE( PROBABLY AT THE COBALT) AND BUY US SOME FUCKIN PACIFICS! SOME NEW ...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

NEW SHIRTS FUCKERS!!!!!!!!

WE'RE NOW SELLIN LIMITED EDITION, ONE OF A KIND SHIRTS SO YOU CAN LOOK FUCKIN SWEET LIKE US!!!! THEYRE HAND MADE BY ONSLAUGHT WITH GNARLY GRAPHICS THAT'LL MAKE THE POPE SHIT HIMSELF DRY!!!! WE ALSO ST...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST

FREE FEE FEE DEVILLE!!!!!!!!!

OUR OWN CHEIF KYLE FEE HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN MONTREAL!!! SAVE HIM FROM THE FRENCH!!!!!! SEND ONSLAUGHT MONEY BOOOZE N DRUGS TO GET HIM BACK SO WE CAN PLAY MORE SHOWS AND SLASH YOUR SPINES LIKE TRUE...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

BROKEN.WRIST!!!!!!!!!!FUUCCCKKKK

johnny.broke.his/wrist.in.a.freak.gardening.accident.so.no.m ore.shows.till.after.the.16th.or.so.but.dont.worry.he.can.st ill.play.the.tapping.part.from.deathbike.cause.who.needs.to. hear.anything.else.r...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Sun, 28 May 2006 05:26:00 PST

IN.NEED.OF.SECOND.GUITARIST!!!!!

hello.were.looking.for.a.rhythm.lead.guitarist.with.at.least .a.few.years.of.experience.we.play.thrashspeed.metal.with.lo ts.of.solos.and.soon.to.be.harmonized.leads.so.message.us.if .your.interested.in....
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:12:00 PST

OVERDOSE UNDER THE NEEDLE

DEAR FANS LEAD GUITARIST JOHNNY OVERDOSE HAS BEEN TO THE DENTIST QUITE A BIT LATELYLETS HOPE HE MAKES IT THOUGH THESE TIMESSEND MONEY TO HIM FOR BEER TO EASY HIS PAIN LOVE ALWAYS ONSLAUGHTPS. EUGENE N...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:48:00 PST

BACK IN ACTION

alright! this is how it is, the battery is back from italy or russia wherever he went and now weve got some killer new songs including the top ten smash single G.U.N.. and weve got an evil new stage ...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST

CHANGING OUR NAME!!!!!!

were changing our name, mainly because there is already an established band onslaught from the u.k. that put out a few albums, were throwing some ideas around one of them is SKELETRON!!!! so rad, tel...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST

Thanks alot Supernova!

I don't know if you'd count this as hate mail, but here read. ATT: Onslaught   You are expected to clean up your garbage from the show on Saturday.  The busted TV is sitting on the back step...
Posted by ONSLAUGHT on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:02:00 PST