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About Me

i like to eat. eat. eat. eeeples and baneeneeees.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.comfont style..

My Interests

peace, love, and uuuunderstanding (what's so funny...?)

I'd like to meet:

and A TALKING POPTART. ..

Movies:

Waking Life. The Big Lebowski. Frida. The Royal Tenebaums. Transamerica. 13 Conversations About One Thing. W&G: The Wrong Trousers. O Brother Where Art Thou? Punchdrunk Love. City of the Lost Children. The House of Sand and Fog. Fight Club. The Secretary. I Heart Huckabees. Donnie Darko. Waiting for Guffman. Love Liza. Amelie. Pecker. The Station Agent. Smoke Signals. Cohen bros movies, and many, many more...

Books:

Skinny Legs and All (and others) by Tom Robbins. Interpreter of Maladies, Jumpa Lahiri. MIDDLESEX, JEFFREY EUGENIDES. The Edible Woman, Magaret Atwood. Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut. The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Christopher Moore. Ariel, Silvia Plath. SHERMAN ALEXI. Flowers for Algernon, Daniel Keyes. Chuck Palaniuk. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Kesey. 1984, George Orwell. SARAH, J.T. LEROY. The Best American Nonrequired Reading series. Give me suggestions? (should read more classics)

Heroes:

my hero has a first name, it's K-A-T-H-Y.

My Blog

Little Pukester(!!!!) exclamation POINT!

I got sucked up in the vacuum again! When I shrank into tiny Caity. I told my mom, "Don't you vacuum, cause I'm little again!" but she didn't hear me! Cause I was little! It was hilarious. For real! A...
Posted by toasted oat on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:28:00 PST

blishy

let's all squish in a bowl of tomato guts.
Posted by toasted oat on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST

again

i am not well.
Posted by toasted oat on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST

Swaddled.

Caitlin needs swaddled, too. yes. don't leave me out, fool. don't you dare go round swaddlin, without swaddlin me. TOO. wrap me up in a fuzzy blanket and call me spinach. !...
Posted by toasted oat on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST

self evident

without fail: i will always fall for the drummer.
Posted by toasted oat on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:47:00 PST

::wince::

i have such a love/hate relationship with the human race: after an entire week of praying for my mothership to beam me up, a guy who was walking behind me happened to sneeze, and my heart just burst ...
Posted by toasted oat on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:19:00 PST

labels.

I AM SUCH A BOOB. that's the word for me.
Posted by toasted oat on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:13:00 PST

But She's an Endearing Little Bitch

ooooooh, just fuck. sex is power is procreation is degredation is stimulation is all. eat it. these little words. mush em with your gums. what is left to do? cut out her tongue. sometimes we'...
Posted by toasted oat on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:12:00 PST

hello. i'm a man.

can i tell you something? boys, i like. they crack me up. certain boys make me pee myself. almost. girls, i like. but they make me nervous. therefore, if i like you, i will generally lower my ...
Posted by toasted oat on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:29:00 PST

Truth and Iffy hold hands like good friends should.

this is it-- i use Tom Robbins to say it for me. "When we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we'...
Posted by toasted oat on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:11:00 PST