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simon1169

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: SIMON!!!
Birthday: 6/9/69
Birthplace: homoville, ma---STIIL THERE BABY!!!!!
Current Location: HOMOVILLE, MA
Eye Color: white if he squirts wrong
Hair Color: white after im with a guy
Height: 6'9" hehehe
Right Handed or Left Handed: hehehe im great with both
Your Heritage: is gay a heritage?
The Shoes You Wore Today: umm is gay a shoe?
Your Weakness: im pretty weak when im getting rammed up the ass
Your Fears: not getting rammed in the ass hard enough?
Your Perfect Pizza: does penis count as pizza?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 75 guys!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: last night was great!
Thoughts First Waking Up: whos this guy next to me?...oh yeah its the one who rammed me last night!
Your Best Physical Feature: guys penises in my asshole!
Your Bedtime: when the guys finished...sometimes more than one!!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: when i got with 7 guys in one night!
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi cuz it almost spells penis
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King cuz they got some burger kiings working there if u know what i mean!
Single or Group Dates: the more the better when it comes to pounding!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: teabagging!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!!!!...bigger penises!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...only black of course!
Do you Smoke: ssssmoking hot!
Do you Swear: only when im telling him to do it harder
Do you Sing: hell yeah! who deosnt?
Do you Shower Daily: have to get all that cum off of me dont i?
Have you Been in Love: im in love with getting pounded...lets just say my ass isnt very virgin anymore hehehe
Do you want to go to College: yeah!!!...gay-blind scuba instructor university!
Do you want to get Married: no way, jose!!!
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah...i know i can make him bust!
Do you get Motion Sickness: after all the times ive been pounded, im almost immune!
Do you think you are Attractive: : guys do for sure hehe
Are you a Health Freak: im a freak in the sack
Do you get along with your Parents: not really...theyre not into the whole ramming thing...which is like so weird
Do you like Thunderstorms: i knew a guy named thunderstorm once and he was great!!!!...so definitely!
Do you play an Instrument: is the penis an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does semen count as alcohol?
In the past month have you Smoked: ssssmoking hot...i already told u!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is semen a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: umm im not really a date person...for of a one-night pound hehe
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ive been mauled by 4 penises
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: only off of guys!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: once again only off of guys!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah i was in this movie called "ramming the instructional video"
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah!...loads and loads of semen have been dumped on me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...but if it ever involves pounding then im always up for it!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a dildo from this one store
Ever been Drunk: semen doesnt really get u drunk...
Ever been called a Tease: hell yeah!
Ever been Beaten up: does being pounded count as being beaten up?
Ever Shoplifted: no way!
How do you want to Die: while getting pounded anally
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a gay-blind scuba instructor
What country would you most like to Visit: France-alot of gay people!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white...i think u know why
Favourite Hair Color: white again
Short or Long Hair: its easier to get the cum out of short hair
Height: 6'9" hehehe
Weight: 69 hehehe
Best Clothing Style: none?
Number of Drugs I have taken: is semen a drug?
Number of CDs I own: see dees nuts!
Number of Piercings: 0 with a 1 going through it
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not enough poundings?
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My Interests

Movies:

slutty male nurses, ramming--the instructional video

Television:

WILL AND GRACE!!!!

Books:

how to make your male partner go crazy, up the butt--an art form

Heroes:

any guy from the cast of will and grace!