I LOVE KARA, she is so COOL, c o o l and i am not, N O O T
My wittle babyyyy sandiwandiWhy, hello mates! My name is Kara, and I'm here to talk to you about the loser who this myspace belongs to. She is often refered to as Angela. But only stupid people call her that. If your sup3r cool you call her ALLA (AL-uhh). She was born Catholic, but is the biggest frikken j00 I have ever met. Don't hold money up when your within 6 feet of her, she will snatch it. If you don't know her, she is the sweetest, kindest, shyest person you'll ever meet. Yeah once you know her your screwed; she'll take your towel when you're in the shower, eat all your good jellybeans, and she pantses people. Unlike every other stupid myspace kid, cell phones and ipods are not her life. This is partially because she is a deprived child and does not own a cell phone, and her ipod is pretty much all of my music so she just blasts her stereo in her room. DO NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR HER LEGS. Chances are they are hairy to the extreme. Personal hygiene is not one of Alla's favorites. She only showers once a month, so if she smells, well don't be too surprised. She dresses pretty normally, although she won't shut up about how she "has like no clothes". Yeah, okay Angela... Oh yeah, she has like the bestest hair ever. Although she won't ever frikken admit it, stupid ass. Alla is one of the most talented people you will ever meet. She can do this awesome thing called the dragon, but will never do it in public. She can also do this cool tongue thing, and like a bazillion other talents. She won't shut up about Kyle XY. Although she didn't even want to watch it when it first came out, stupid ass. She goes prancing around yelling "I AM SO SMART, S M R T!" But the thing is, she is not that smart (or s m r t). But hey if it makes her happy thinking that then sure why not. She doesn't like to wear pants, especially when she goes to sleep. One time, I walked into her house and she was doing her hair with no pants on. And i was like "uhh..Angela..you're not wearing pants" and she said "i know! its so hot!" [btw me, angela wrote that cuz the stupid kara forgot!] She SUCKS BAWLZ at Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3, but enjoys thinking she's great at it. SHE CAN JUGGLE! Thanks to me. I taught her everything she knows. She plays soccer on Rec whenever that starts up, and occasionally comes running with me. She likes cheddar Goldfish a whole lot. Oh yeah she's going out with this kid named Dan, who also has really cool hair. One time Tina and myself, pretended to be Alla online and we were like HI HONEY BUNCHES OF OATSSSS! It was so funny and Alla was SOOOOOO mad. She wins the award for funnest person to piss off. If you ever wanna piss her off, let me or Tina (her stupid twin sister) know. We have loads of schemes to get her good. OH YEAH. Angela's a twin. And one time she had to answer a question of who has the same birthday as her (April 28, send all gifts to KARA). She wrote Sadaam Husaine, and a bunch of other people. But forgot her own frikken twin. THEY HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY, NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Alla has a sup3r big family, and is always doing crap with them. She can also never make plans til last minute, but thats otay! We make a lotta cool musick videos, message me for them, they are totally worth watching. She stays up really late! Like until 4 in the morning playing video games. What a frikken loser. Lalala. She sings the rehab song real good. Bug her to do that for you and maybe, just maybe she might. We enjoy making fun of people, its nothing personal but just really funny. And chances are you've probably done something to deserve it. So yeah I think that's all you need to know about Alla, the biggest smart ass I know. She's mighty cool, and a tiny bit cruel, and has a really nice pool! Haha, that rhymed. Alla's decently cool, I love her...sometimes. And I'm done. Good night. By the way, you deserve a consolation prize if you bothered to read this whole thing.
