celebrity gossip, [REDACTED], lead bassing, free-basing, third basing, turkey basting, base jumping, chum scrubbing, seal clubbing, and letting a good thing die.
your mom..! and brian grazer. or both at the same time. bonus!
anything by British people. seriously.
Anything funny AND violent.
Arrested Development (we hardly knew ye.), 30 Rock, The Office
The collected works of Calvin and Hobbes
people that say "excuse me" when they bump into you. even if it's really crowded...