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carolina

your mom says i look hot in these underpants

About Me

I am a girl. I think monkies are awesome...especially marmosats. I like the ocean, especially when hurdling jellyfish. I like potatos. I don't like sweet potatoes though, they're gross.

My Interests

books, movies, music, travel, history, engaging conversation, adventure

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

someone who makes me smile at least twice a day......or someone with a boat .....and this guy: http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.p df

Music:

radiohead, jawbreaker, emmylou harris, death cab for cutie, jets to brazil, modest mouse, neko case, clinic, puccini, beta band, mike ness, dandy warhols, cat power...umm.. i really could go on forever....basically all kinds, though smooth jazz makes me sick...and barbara striesand makes me want to bang my head against a wall

Movies:

goonies, gone with the wind, saving private ryan, big fish, trainspotting, monty python's search for the holy grail, office space, teen witch(i like the sing off)....at least those are the ones that come to mind at this moment

Television:

hbo is my television watching home: six feet under, sopranos, sex and the city, band of brothers....then there's always the weather channel

Books:

anything history related, bellwether, to say nothing of the dog, the doomsday book (all connie willis), gone with the wind, ayn rand, irvine welsh.....i read voraciously...i should read slower.. it would cost less money

Heroes:

winston churchill, fdr, and all the men who stormed the beaches of normandy and showed the world what it means to have courage..and of course all those fighting in Iraq who are proving the same point

My Blog

catharism is back in da house y'all!

ok...so i was reading this article in the post this weekend about an english scientist who decided that all people planning families in the future should have two children at the most...not because of...
Posted by carolina on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:07:00 PST

a cold wind blowing

i bit my lip this morning and nothing came out. just an expulsion of air and a thin wisp of smoke. a backhanded glance was all it took to understand that in this morning among mornings i was a shell o...
Posted by carolina on Sun, 14 May 2006 03:24:00 PST

the land of imagination

i felt that thick slab of flesh and knew what it meant to pretend. that all this didn't matter. that not caring enables one to deny any real feelings. i felt that thick pulsing denizen of dreams and f...
Posted by carolina on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:42:00 PST

captain's log...stardate whenever

There is a reeking presence in this room. There is a harsh light awaiting you. I feel the feathered flesh, the empty lines, the open slit that is and was my heart...dark...red....bleeding....clotted.....
Posted by carolina on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:16:00 PST

day one

Today i am tired. i am tired and very very bored...Today i want to go back to bed, but i'm stuck at my desk, all crossword puzzles done, all the news for the day read.Today my foot hurtsToday my cab d...
Posted by carolina on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 12:28:00 PST

a word on the obligatory politcal hoopla of Katrina

my goodness...a natural disaster of the largest order and it has to be brought down into the muck of partisan politics. Soon i'll be hearing about how Katrina itself was bush's fault...(please avoid r...
Posted by carolina on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:09:00 PST

rolodex

white sheets purple tabs...slip my fingers between the individual papers caress the outlines of unknown characters... my lips plump with anticipation, a fire between my legs is there a heart that poun...
Posted by carolina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ode to a pencil

four of them, sitting amongst the pens and scissors, begging to be used...begging for the opportunity to be sharpened..just once... longingly they gaze at me as i reach for a writing ustensil...perha...
Posted by carolina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

casey hebberd may be one of the funniest people in the universe

I was recently walking through the jungle, when I stumbled upon a strange creature. Perplexed, I walked up to the unidentified jungle-dweller. "What are you?",I asked the creature. "I am not a roost...
Posted by carolina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sand in unpleasant places

i actually had nothing really important to write..i just thought i'd give this blog thing a test drive.. i saw an interesting cartoon this evening...it had a soda pop, a box of fries, and a meatball....
Posted by carolina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST