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L@N3R

..::L@NER::...

About Me


Hey,
My full name Is Jonathan Adam Lane, Call me Laner.
"I Never Know What I Want, But I Know What I Love"
Most people hate me within the first five minutes of meeting me, Couldnt really give A fuck, I've never had many friends and I've always seemed to upset A large amount of people with my feelings, Opinions and fucking stupid approach to living, However those few special people who do offer me enough time to get to know me find I will often try to amuse them at whatever the cost to myself, I'll always look after my friends and family as best as I possible can.
I'm an Electrician working all around the country for commercial companys like Virgin, Tesco, RAC, ScrewFix and I also get involved with alot of local domestic/construction work.
I have been playing Acoustic & electronic drums since I was 14, I've been in a few different bands in my time, one of my favourite ones being Highrise (HighRise) , Another favourite being an indie 5 peice band called Minotaur!Explode! (Minotaur!Explode!) .
I Drive about quite abit, I like to see new places and I enjoy my freedom, I love live music with an incredible passion, I catch as many gigs & raves as I possibly can and like to promote music myself in anyway I possibly can, anything from helping bands getting into a good studio or putting on a show for local bands with some bigger names, i will get great satisfaction from helping.
I like my drink, and need my friends, My chin is fucking massive and causes a lot of aggravation to anybody monitoring Seismographs, Just getting my chin out of bed some mornings causes tremors so unforgivable that geologists around the world literally combust.
I run a promotions company with the help of some great people, The company is called "GET YR KIX", Putting on club nights/gigs in Cardiff, Bristol, Seaton, Weymouth & Bournemouth, Its alot of hard work but it always pays off when people have themselfs a great night. The Myspace profile can be found here GET YR KIX MYSPACE PROFILE
, let me know what you all think about our events and feel free to put forward some indeas or get in touch if you would like to get involved.
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As a child through School, College & 6th Form I was told many times that I was terrible naughty, under average in almost every subject, made to feel like my future was less bright than that of a hard working student, I know for a fact that many other young people are in the same boat that I was. Despite this I've achieved much for myself and accomplished all my goals so far. Its far more important to have a different approach to life and an eccentric or even shocking personality than what you feel is safe and obidiant. The worlds your oyster, Nobody should be made to feel insignificant because there 'personality' doesnt allow them to slot perfectly into somebody else's regime, Hyperactivity is no less a personality trait in people than happiness, sadness, arrogance & rudeness and as a result it shouldn't be suppressed using drugs, its not an illness. live it all for yourself but touch as many people as you can reach. However... Make sure you learn to read and write, you will be fucked otherwise.
I find Romance to be quite funny, however I do really like it, I can be quite the vile romantic myself.
I was born into this world, I know only to well that soon I will pass away, I remind myself this often so that I can fill my time in between as productively as possible.
Get in touch if you so desire.
If not, then be good to yourselfs and enjoy the unstoppable march towards death.
Laner
xXx

My Interests




Meeting New People, Meeting Old People, Friends, Family, Drums, Gigs, Music Promotion, Electrical Installation, Cars, Traveling, Festivals, Drum & Base, My Computer, Food, Drinks, Sex, Movies, The world and its many wonders.

All those Interests Tend To Stick Around permanently, But I Poke My Penis About in various other activities And Find Myself Getting Caught Up In Many Different Interests As I Grow Up And Flow Down The Endless Shit Stream Of Life.

Below is A video of my brother, Many more videos can be found upon You Tube ( James Lane ), Enjoy!!!.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my friends & family as much as I can whilst upon this earth.
I've already been in the company of so many fucking brilliant people, The world is full of them, Alot of people have played a big part in the shapeing of my life, making it one big fucking fantastic joy, to name a few people:

James Lane (brother), Mum (Janice Lane), Tim Noyes (Step dad), Dad (Jeff lane), Step mum (Jacqui), The rest of my Family, Jamie Barnes, William Vickers, Robbie K, Scott Noyes, Hadlee, Jaz Clark (cunt), Alex Dubas, Joe Lambert, Rowanne, Laura Griffith, Waldo Etherington, Lora Drammis, All my work mates, Olly Goodland, Giles Greening, Johny Drennan, Robyn Waterson, Laura Rollo-Smith, The Taunton Electrical Installation class of 2008, Alex Holloway, Simon Phillips, Will Blake & the Yeovil scene, Joe Poole & Greig & All my other Bridport related friends, Nick Boundy, Ian Geddes, Mary-Anne, PaRadoX (jokes), Beaminster School friends (class of 2003) and so so so many more....

I thank you all with all my heart, Who knows what other legendary fuckers I might cross paths with in my short but bright future???.

Lets just all fucking do this silly shit and live life to the FULL!!!.
x

Music:



MY BAND PLUGS

(!(!(* OceanSize *)!)!)
* Skindred *
* London Elektricity *
((* Regina Spektor ))*
* Jeff Buckley *
* High Contrast *
* FaithLess *
((* Amplifier *))
* Sigur Ros *
* DJ Hype *
*(( Reuben ))*
* Elbow *
* Grooverider *
*( The Noisettes )*
* The Good The Bad & The Queen )*
* Biffy Clyro *
(* Death Cab For Cutie *)
* Bloc Party *
(* Mars Volta *)
* Hundred Reasons *
* Travis *
* Aconite Thrill *
* The Postal Service *
* Cake *
* Snow Patrol *
((* Andy C *))
((* The Bad Plus *))
* RX Bandits *
* Jamiroquai *
* Rufus Wainwright *
* Tool *
* A Perfect circle *
(* My Vitriol *)
* Jairus *
* Godspeed you Black Emperor *
(* Lamb *)
* Audio Karate *
* thisGIRL *
* The Libertines *
* Bjork *
* RadioHead *
* Micah P.Hinson *
((* Minus The Bear *))
(* The Yards *)
* Sting *
* Modest Mouse *
((* The Doves *))
* Vex Red *
* Mogwai *
* Weezer *
(((* Amon Tobin *)))
* The Arcade Fire *
* Dave Mathews Band *
*( DJ Dieselboy )*
*( Pure Reasons Revolution )*

OCEANSIZE - ONE DAY ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS

I dont go a day without listening to OceanSize, I have been a serious fan for some time now, Take the liberty to watch this Video, There live shows are like no other.

I'm proper into my drum & base, All style's and all flavours, Check the video below, London Elektricity are the balls.

London Elektricity - Billion Dollar Gravy Ft Mc Stamina

Movies:



THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT

GLADIATOR

THE DARK CRYSTAL

LEGEND

LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

NEVER ENDING STORY

SIN CITY

28 DAYS LATOR

CONSTANTINE

THE MATRIX - The trilogy

BATMAN BEGINS

GANGS OF NEW YORK

LABYRINTH

HOSTAGE


My favourite actors include:

Mr Bruce Willis, Josh hartnett, Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor, Tom Cruise, Danny Dyer, Nicolas Cage etc...
Not that women cant act, they just seem to make great sidekicks.

Television:


Brasseye
Peep Show
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Jam
Top Gear
The Office

Below are a couple episodes from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, press play and enjoy these fucking awesome comedy jems.

EPISODE 1 - Once Upon A Beginning

EPISODE 2 - Hell Hath Fury

EPISODE 3 - Skipper The Eye Child

EPISODE 4 - The Apes Of Wrath

EPISODE 5 - Scotch Mist

EPISODE 6 - The Creeping Moss From The Shores Of Shuggoth

My Blog

So whats fucking changed!?

Hello, Well what has changed since my previous blog posted on December 31st 2007, Enough for me to quietly document one thinks?. For A start i'm now actually a happy person as apose to the slumbering ...
Posted by L@N3R on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:30:00 PST

(--MY 2007--)

Well, Its been a large while since I've done a 'Blog', And after a years fucking about I consider it only necessary to write one on the dawn of 2008, So if you can be fucked to read it, Play some...
Posted by L@N3R on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:03:00 PST

LIFE IS CURRENTLY =?

Abit fucking Great, I've had so much fun over the last month, meeting new people, Drinking with my friends & family, Danceing my two massive ball bags to the beat of my feet. First...
Posted by L@N3R on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:43:00 PST

KEEPING BUSY

Check out this very awesome picture of just ONE slice of the HighRise band studio. HighRise jams have been going so FUCKING well recently that it has again brought my attention and time to the band a...
Posted by L@N3R on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

:* This Week *:

What A fantastic working week I've just had!!! I've seen every monument there is to see, been to every City on this island and drove past all the most incredible natural land features a...
Posted by L@N3R on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:54:00 PST

:: THOUGHTS ::

Today I woke up in Southampton, I then paid for the broken lamp shade that shatterd and smashed under the weight of Mine & Rob's stupidity. After splashing my morning after face with col...
Posted by L@N3R on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:53:00 PST

::!!Gods Among Men!!::

Hadlee, Robert, Jamie Barnes! these people are gods amongst men..  and all rather sexy if you ask me...  and each have there own brilliant different way all of wich when together makes me ex...
Posted by L@N3R on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 11:07:00 PST

Job Well Done

Just finished recording the HighRise EP "Empty The Seas2   Was great fun to live with friends and drink far to much beer, sing about piss, talk about women (Jess Grifi %90 of time) ...
Posted by L@N3R on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:19:00 PST

++ STUDIO TIME ++

Fuck yes people, FUCK YES!   HighRise FINALLY after 8 months writing in private and haveing to set back the recording because of Robs ugly face are going to the studio (Conversion Studios, Gillin...
Posted by L@N3R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:: I could shit on a back ::

Havent done this in a while... so much has gone down in my life Didnt get to record the EP with HighRise because we all got pissed the Friday before and Rob thought it funny to try run 30MPH holding o...
Posted by L@N3R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST