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About Me

Well it all started like this....... First, my friend Brian invited the smartest guy he knew, but that guy said "no I'm too busy for crap like this". Second, he emailed the smoothest guy he knew, but he said no too. Third, he emailed the funniest guy he knew, but again this person said no. Then Brian went and asked the sexiest guy he knew and that's when I just had to put my foot down and say, "Damnit Brian!!! I told you no to this MySpace thing three times already!"
Hi my name is Mr. Left, the somewhat misunderstood and overlooked cousin to Mr. Right. I've on occasion enjoyed cheesy clich'es such as moonlight walks along the beach, candlelit dinners for two, watching the sunset and staring up at the stars with past women, but was never retarded enough to later take it on as a personal life passion and then say in a profile it's my number one favorite things to do in the world!
There I was browsing some profiles looking for examples to get an idea of making my own. But then I came across this really stupid, ugly looking page and shook my head and thought to myself, "What friggin idiot came up with this piece of crap." But then I looked a little closer and realized.... "OH SHIT... IT'S MINE!!!"
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE COOL.

You are happy compassionate and reflexibly kind. You can't help being provocative and curious and original. You are open to the world extremely bright funny well read and joy swims in the air around you.... you can't help that either.

You're a doer more than a watcher... a creater more than a consumer. You're fit and slim and you are strong both in obvious and secret ways.

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Well just leave a comment and we'll go from there, but only after you read the F.A.Q. Blog .

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Like You Could Afford THIS has DORKY friends.

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Movies:

My Trip To New York City.....

Television:

There's no television in my time, in the future I enjoy watching animal planet.

My Blog

Im busy

"AND THEY WENT FORTH INTO THE DAWN OF NIGHT. LONG BY WILD WAYS AND CLOUDED LIGHT...."-Algernon Charles Swinburne Tristram of LyoneseSo.... I've been pretty busy lately. Working 14 hour shi...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:58:00 PST

Bunny Suicide

It's always a trip hanging out with the ex to catch up and stuff.... it's an interesting relationship, being with a person that, if I were to put into words would sound like, "Hmmm& you are an interes...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

Networking

"DOING BUSINESS WITHOUT ADVERTISING IS LIKE WINKING AT A GIRL IN THE DARK, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING BUT NO ONES ELSE DOES"....................................................... .......................
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

How to enjoy your job

"AHHH. A MAN WITH A SHARP WIT. SOMEONE OUGHT TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE HE CUTS HIMSELF"-Peter da SilvaToday I was totally on it at work. You know when you're totally in the zone and you zip here...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST

Google tell who is the smartest smoothest sexiest guy on Myspace

"EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A SOMEBODY; NOBODY WANTS TO GROW"-Johann Von GoetheWoW! It's been about two months since I wrote a blog. Oh and that last one was a mistake, all I did was edit an old blog...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

Get them to stop staring at your notebook VIAO computer....

Yeah I know I haven't been blogging as much I just been really busy. I actually just came back from a business trip from Oregon. And hopefully I'll be able to go on another trip to New York and ...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:54:00 PST

I don't read your crap, I read your crap....

"YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME BUT YOU CAN NOT FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME"....................................................... .................
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:00:00 PST

The Graduation "Lei Technique".

"OPPURTINUTIES ARE USUALLY DISGUISED AS HARD WORK, SO MOST PEOPLE DON'T RECOGNIZE IT"......................................................... .......................................-Ann Landers You ...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:29:00 PST

Talking to girls

"WE COULD SAY THAT THE LIMITS OF LANGUAGE ARE THE LIMITS OF THE WORLD? THAT THE LIMITS OF MY LANGUAGE ARE THE LIMITS OF MY WORLD? AND IN THAT RESPECT, WHATEVER I SAY MUST LIMIT THE WORLD, MUST M...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Fri, 12 May 2006 04:09:00 PST

MySpace Confession

"ALL CHARMING PEOPLE USUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONCEAL, USUALLY THEIR TOTAL DEPENDENCE ON THE APPRECIATION OF OTHERS"..................................................... ..-Cyril ConnollyEnemies of Pr...
Posted by Overnight Sexcess on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST