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About Me

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MYYYYYYSHHHHIITTTTTT IS CUSTOM! --------Take off your pants and then you might interst me-------- MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO BECOME THE GREATEST CELTIC DANCER not really but it sounds really interesting.
My name is Ashley, I'm pretty outgoing and I loveee to make people laugh.
I despise brussel sprouts! I'm a huge Dork.
I love going out, listening to music...being outside, the beach, Concerts are a must, Friends are also a must, Movies, Getting crunk is fun aswell!. Movies, VIDEO ON TRIAL, I like talking on the phone (but I'd rather see you in person),hanging out, partiesss, I also like being a complete dumbass =D I like my little pony, teenage mutant ninja turtles and don't even get me started with HARRY POTTER! ron is such a hotttieeehah...
"If your hair doesn't have any volume then you're not my friend"- Ashley
PS:NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!
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My Interests

Music, Movies, Science, Life, How things are made. ashley --
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Smells like teen spirit

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I'd like to meet:

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anyone/band that's envokes an interest to me?
Good enough?

Music:

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Movies:

I loveeee scary movies! Even if they're a total cheese fest, Or movies that make you think. I'd have to say that funny movies are my second pick.
Movies off the top of my head : Jay and silen bob, Clerks 2, Without A Paddle, Pirates of The Caribbean (both), Shindlers List, The Lost boys, Night Mare Before Christmas, Edward Scissor Hands, Cruel Intentions (RP *DROOLS*), Zoolander, Anything with Adam Sandler / Happy Madison Productions, Lord Of The Rings, Saw 1&2, Chuckie Movies, Shawshank Redemption

Television:

I don't watch much TV at all. Usually family guy, How its made, Much More Music and softcore pornography. hahGet Your Own Voice Player Manage
TECHNO DANCE!!!
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when I saw this i peed myself. Banners and such!

Books:

ANYTHING Tamora pierce ,The Lioness Quartet, Devils Arithmatic, Lovely Bones, haha yesss Harry Potter!, Anything good really.

Heroes:

Besides myself because I'm so fricking aWEsome???? Well probably Hitler.KEVIN R!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT GUY!"I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that, I feel that if somebody's going to experiment with those things they really need to educate themselves about them. People just taking the chemicals and diving in without having any kind of preparation about what they're about to experience tend to have no frame of reference, so they're missing everything flying by and all these new perspectives. It's just a waste. They reach a little bit of spiritual enlightenment, but they end up going, 'Well, now I need that drug to get back there again.' The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug. "Maynard James Keenan Tool

My Blog

something little.

stand with your lover on the ending earth- and while a(huge which by which huger than huge)whoing sea leaps to greenly hurl snow suppose we could not love,dear;imagine ourselves like living neither...
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST

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ever think oh that sucks.like really really sucks.
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

AS IF

AS IF THAT FUCKING HAPPENED oh my god what the hell was that, why did that happen, oh shit this is the worst day EVERRRRRR!!!! i am still in utter shock. this sucks huge monkey b...
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

this week

This week has just been crazy. I don't even know what to say. Thank you for being there, really thank you. I feel like I can't say that enough.I really meant what I said on the...
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST

sometimes it tickles when i pee

so if you're reading this, then you've read it.You're so in the middle.It's interestingnot you &nb sp; &nbs...
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

guard yo grillz.

okokokookokokok sooo today::: School- bunk as ever it's such a waste of my life>> >got application for u of m (finally) So then Sally picked me up and we went to the mall and shopped for willy for hi...
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

Darling what is going on?

I touched her ooh, she touched my ahhh, it was the craziest thing. I love the girls who hate to love because they're just like me. A certain girl she took my hand and ran it up her thigh. She licked h...
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

2 blogs one day ouch im that bored stiff anyways

So this was on Ryans blog then I stole it. It entertains me 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest mem...
Posted by CaptainWhalePenis on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST