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Leon

God's Gift To Ovaries, a.k.a. Justin Niggalake

About Me


My name is Leon, and I'm one of the most creative people you'll ever meet. My favorite activity in the world is making people laugh. If YOU want to laugh, you should check out my humor blog/website:
http://www.listentoleon.net
I also write a column on King Magazine's website, titled "Fine Sh*terature," so stop by and leave comments to let me know you were there.
Read my stuff, and then then tell a friend to. Trust me, you WILL laugh! That much, I guarantee. If you have any questions, comments or concerns, feel free to leave them here. I only put leftover blog entries from there over here on MySpace.
There was a feature story about me and my site in the November 4th Washington Post Sunday Source section!
A special "Thank you" goes out to everyone who helped me win the 2006 Black Weblog Award for Best Humor Blog. I greatly appreciate all of the votes and well-wishes.
October 3rd, I was featured as a guest panelist on NPR's "News and Notes" program. Go ahead and go to my site to take a listen.
You can also see some of my "news" articles posted at The Insensitive News Syndicate. They're written under the pen name "Leon LePhonso Ellis"
http://www.TheINS.org
My first advice column can be found in Streetz Magazine, and it's titled "Leon On..." The issue with Trey Songz on it is the first one to run my column. If you see it in the stores, BUY IT. I plan on doing some more work with the brothers over there very soon.
http://www.myspace.com/streetzmagazine
This is the Washington CW commercial I did with Biz Markie. I'm only in it for a second or two, so watch closely!
Last but not least, I'm also selling t shirts on my site at The Listen To Leon Store so stop by and check out the merchandise.

My Interests

All things fun and creative Art Beautiful women Sports Partying with my friends Making people laugh Learning new things Traveling Making new aquantances

I'd like to meet:

Creative people with ambition and drive. Girls who like girls & also think I'm cute. Anyone with knowledge and/or contacts in the field of publishing or entertainment writing. Also, people willing to give me free advice on how to maximize the potential of my site. I want to one day make enough money from my writing and art so that I don't have to be stuck in somebody's office picking digital cotton for the rest of my life. Oh yeah...Amerie. Preferably naked.

Music:


Movies:

Coming To America, The 5 Heartbeats, The 40 Year Old Virgin, City Of God, The Godfather I and II, The Karate Kid, Scarface, Fade To Black, Napoleon Dynamite, Fight Club, Half-Baked, Simon Birch(don't tell anybody...LOL), The Usual Suspects, Paid In Full, The Last Dragon, Boomerang, Clockers, Rocky I-IV(fuck "Rocky 5"), House Party, All three "Friday" films, Animal House, Airplane!, Enter The Dragon, Orgasmo(where my theme music is from), Anchorman, Die Hard, Trading Places, Gremlins, New Jack City.Pretty mixed up list, huh?

Television:

Reruns of "Sanford and Son" and "Martin", Hell Date, Too many VH1 Reality Shows, Sportscenter, Family Guy, Inside The NBA on TNT, A&E Biography, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Grey's Anatomy, Jeopardy, Robot Chicken

Books:

Shel Silverstein was the MAN! Since I've always been a fan of comic strips, I also like any collections by Charles Shultz or Aaron MacGruder of "Boondocks" fame. Most of the stuff I read these days directly relates to my career, but I am trying to find time to read for fun more.

Heroes:

"Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamp" - Chuck D

My Blog

For Those Sending Friend Requests

What's up everybody,First off, I would like to say that I appreciate each and every one of you who supports my creative endeavors and reads http://listentoleon.blogspot.com. Thank you for encouraging ...
Posted by Leon on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

The Year's Best/Vote Leon

Go to 2006 Black Weblog Awards Finalists and vote for "Yeah...I Said It" as the Best Humor Blog. All you have to do is click the button next to the name of my blog. I want to win something so help me ...
Posted by Leon on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST

The Infamous Lance Bass Bulletin

Not trying to beat a dead horse making fun of Lance Bass...But when I see these pictures.....I start hearing this song from those Police Academy movies...LOLI want to thank Kina Kara for hooking me up...
Posted by Leon on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:47:00 PST

Half-Naked Top 8: Back By Popular Demand

I'm at home sick on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, That said, I am curing my boredom by bringing back The Half-Naked Top 8. It will be changing constantly, so check in as much as possible to see the ...
Posted by Leon on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:24:00 PST

The 10 CommMAN-ments

Originally posted by me Friday, June 23, 2006 on http://listentoleon.blogspot.com The 10 CommMAN-ments Inspired by those great Miller Lite "Man Law" commercials, I was a part of an esteemed roundta...
Posted by Leon on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

Half-Naked Day In My Top 8!

Don't ever say that I don't give back to the Myspace community. Today in the Top 8: Beautiful women half-naked. Ladies, if YOU want to be in the next Beautiful Women Half-Naked Top 8, put something ni...
Posted by Leon on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST

The People Have Spoken

This next entry is a collection of blog entries that my regular readers selected as their favorites. Hopefully, some of you folks unfamiliar with the "Hustleman" side of Leon will read these and be en...
Posted by Leon on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:51:00 PST

Myspace: Evil? Or Just Misunderstood?

* Originally posted on http://listentoleon.blogspot.com on 04/26/06 My sister just called me about 15 minutes ago talking about some news story claiming that Myspace.com is ruining America's youth. Sh...
Posted by Leon on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:39:00 PST

Random Stuff About Me. I Hate Surveys.

A bunch of random stuff about me  1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?No. Not even close2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?3 Years3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?Free drinks at this bar/lounge 4. Ever dropped ...
Posted by Leon on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:34:00 PST

Tagged By Kisha and Calvin

Alright y'all...The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end, you need to choose 6 people you wish to tag and leave a commen...
Posted by Leon on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:34:00 PST