Quote wall...
Amy:"I think they but beef in this"
michelle:"No they just use the dark meat of chickens in mexican cooking"
Caleb: "everything just has darker meat south of the border"
Student:"How do they know how to get stuff to Mercury?"
Dr. Mitchell:"well, it's fairly easy(pause for effect) it's rocket science"
Me:"I don't want to squish you"
Caleb:"you're not that fat"
Me:"Oh I'm not that fat...thanks love"
Amy:"I'll get you $3000 on the streets of New York when I go"
Caleb:"$3000"(with a bit of'you could not make $3000 on the streets' in his voice)...and in one night my love insults me and one of my besties...jerk
Caleb:"Amy 3000"
Me:"Caleb that's not nice"
Amy:"Its better than 'Amy could have been Efron..."
Me:"this is our cousin Scooty"
Amanda:"michelle he is a dog"
Me:"he is our cousin...Caleb knows I think my cat is my child...and he is"
Lil' Ben:(quoting F.O.T.C.)"she is so hot she makes me sexist"
Me:(laugh out loud in the middle of class...everyone stares...and its uncomfortable for everyone...)
Jo:"so how many tattoos do you have?"
Michelle:"too many"
Jo:"I like the leaves"
Michelle:"we can share them"
Jo:"I'll grab the apple peeler"
Caleb:"...at the house of horny hoes..."
Caleb:"If you were gamemaster, I'd hit on you!"
Me:"You know you are an Earth Science major when you think it's cool to be able to stand on two plates at once"(While straddling the S.A.Fault with Kaysea and Megan)
Colin:"That's Dirty"
Me:"It's not our"Fault."
Everyone: "I concure"
Caleb: "I obstain"
Me:(While looking up how to make pie crust with my boss, Rita) "What the hell...does fold in and cream the butter mean?"
Rita:"Oh your poor husband"
Me: Laughing..."No really, how do you cream butter?"
Rita:(laughing uncontrolably) "Really hunny, don't get married"
Me: Random banter about Caleb's "feelings" or emotions...
Isaiah: "Michelle, it's cause he's autistic"
In reference to an earlier conversation where Jordan was explainging to me how everyone would know which advent calendar was her's and which was mine. She was saying that mine was random and hers was opened in rows and columns, I then perceeded to explain to her that there are numbers on the doors and that they do not go in order by row or column...
Jordan: (screaming) "I didn't know there were rules!"
Lukey: "If I had something squishy and small I would throw it at your face!"
Amy: "hey now, these are only partial frames, unlike you, full framed over there!"
Lukey: "so it is like'No officer you can't give me a ticket, these aren't full framed"
Everyone laughs...
Me: "I know you I served you ice cream"
Ben: " You got served"
Lukey: "Michelle, he is full framed"
Amy:" I live in a ditch"
Stranger: "Arreeooo grandA"
Amy:"No retard"
Lukey:"So when you meet people Michelle runs up and hugs them and you are like 'Hi, I'm amy, you retard"
After spilling the container of pre-measured coffee beans for the second time in one week...
Michelle:"I want to cry right now"
rita:" you can't cry over spilled beans"
this is all I could remeber of what happened...
Officer:"did you know that the second brake light on the right hand side of your car is slightly dimmer than the two on the left?"
Me: "No, thanks. I had no idea"
Officer:"do you have a license?"
I hand him my license...duh! of course I have a license...idiot
Officer:"where do you live?"
Me:"grover beach"
Officer:"have you ever been on probation?"
Me:"no...(nervous laugh)"
Officer:"where are you guys going tonight?"
Me:"We are actually just driving"
Officer:"so where are you driving to?"
Me:"We are just driving"
Officer:"you don't know where you are going?"
Me:"Well actually I just wanted to show him a door that looks like a hobbit door, like a hobbit hole door"
Officer:"A hobbit door? where is this door?"
me:"It is literally just down this road along this fence"...At this point I am certain I am going to get arrested and taken to the crazy house...
Officer:"Well get that light checked out, you guys have a good night"
moral of the story...don't go looking for things that don't exist, like hobbit holes, in the middle of the night...unless more of your friends can share in the joy of watching you panic while being pulled over...the end
Caleb:"so that makes us crazy autistic"
Michelle:"your mom has such a hanson son"
Amy:"Drunks and creeps, seriously Michelle"
Me:"seriously, I don't know what's going on down there"
Amy: "Been there done that"
Jordan:"Me too!"
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Music is my boyfriend! We recently broke up...it's not because I didn't love music with all my heart, its that I can't afford it and I have no time for it. I was a bad girlfriend;so it left me for someone else...
I love movies and I am a movie snob and I know it! Most all genres of movies are great...except anything with Zombies in it...I am terrified of them, ask my friend Doug about it...he thinks it's hilarious!
This is all a lie because if I have time to watch TV i am probably trying to play apples to apples with my friends instead...but...CSI and more CSI and some CSI...Scrubs, Dawsons creek(yes, check), one tree hill, how i met your mother, arrested developement, Little people big world, weeds, americas next top model, top chef, project runway, brothers and sisters, desperate houswifes, the hills...I watch a lot of bad tv...that's why i try not to...but its so bad it's good! I am not a fan of the view or oprah...gross!
"Deserted down there. Quite as a stage set. She loved early morming streets when they were like that, when you felt you could go down and dance on them if you wanted as if they were stages, because their white lines and signal lights meant nothing."-Anne Rice- (The Witching Hour)I read all the time...I am a book worm and a nerd...I love it! I love the classics best of all, like The Great Gatsby, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer, The Catcher in the Rye, and my personal favorite, East of Eden I love Aron! My favorite book is the Bible and my favorite authors are Paul and David...this book is the book of life and it feeds my soul!
Jesus christ, he is the best part about me and the only part that matters, my boyfriend is my hero...he has no idea! THE ROLOFF FAMILY! Moe, Emo, Megan,my mommy, my daddy, and my sister!