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Michelle Angela

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About Me

Facts that anyone who knows me should know:
I am getting married to Caleb Craig Elling!

I don't like my feet being touched...they are reserved for my cat. My cat is my child. His name is JDP and I love love him.

Birds fly and that freaks me out a lot...I kind of want to hide under my shirt everytime they fly over me. I like purple. "Let's call a square a square." I am sort of in love with the beach...I used to hate the way the sand finds a way to get everywhere...but now it reminds me of God's love...it's everywhere and no matter how hard you shake it off it's still in the hidden or deep places! "I just want to squish (insert appropriate word)."I have an undeniable fear of Zombies. DIE ZOMBIE SCUM! Think blue, Dodger blue! Coffee is actually a part of my life, a good part. I like drip coffee with non-fat milk and Splenda...in case you ever want to put a smile on my face and love in my heart and share some coffee with me! higher Groundz, grover beach on the corner of oak park and grand. Donna and Billy Minter are my family...literally my mommy and daddy...I love them and our church! Hiccup! I call my shoes my feet. I often say, in reference to something that does not suit me, that I could "punch a baby." I could never really punch a baby. My favorite box is Jack in the Box!I can't spell...leave me alone! Two for tuesdays on the beach 95.3 fm...other than that the radio makes me want to punch a baby! whip cream is the worst thing that ever happened to me...I hate the stuff...sometimes I think I want it with hot chocolate(love of my life) but then it touches the roof of my mouth and I want to cry... My best friend's nick name is shorty and she is short and cute. Her name is Emily and I love love her. I love Coca Cola but quit drinking soda...except I let Coke's slip in sometimes because they are amazing. I don't eat beef...not even tri-tip...it grosses me out. I love food...my favorite kind is Mexican because I am one. SEAFOOD! In descending order I like Mexican food then Japanese, Italian, Thai, Chinese and American...except Pizza is my all time favorite and my down fall in life. I love organic products...I'm kind of eco-friendly. Music has a large place in my heart. According to my friend Ian I am the ring leader for the Honda Civic Mafia...but that doesn't really mean anything in real life. I have an unnatural fear of broken glass...probably because I went through a window when I was five...at least I didn't drive into my house when I was two...like someone I know:) I heart "bored" games because they are the most fun you can have with your friends. I want to have babies...adopted babies and my own... Breakfast is my favorite meal. "I want some pancakes and some bacon." Zach Braff= crush. I like waking up really early and going to bed by ten...I'm sort of already an old lady...but the cool kind with strange glasses and odd hair. I am a little backwards as far as letters and numbers go. I am not eloquent. I have a crush on Ireland. My family=love. My Daddy is my real life hero and I love him more than you. I have already fallen in love...with Jesus...a lot...and that makes me happy.
I worship at the Church at the Well, we meet on Sat. nights in Nipomo...come hang out with me and get to know my heart!
"That's So You" the Rocket summer
It's a beautiful day Now I'll be ok now that you're not away Yesterday was a terrible day But now that you're here I'm ok Cause you don't know how much I, I need you Please don't go You're so wonderful This I swear, this I know
You, oh you, every single thing you do I'm so proud of you What you do When you do the things you do They're so you
So thanks for your help You shine so bright You are the star that's in my sky And I am yours and you are mine
I'm so proud of you That's so you
Oooh you make me live Whatever this world can give to me, It's you, you're all I see Oooh you make me live now honey, Oooh you make me liveOh you're the best friend that I ever had, I've been with you such a long time You're my sunshine and I want you to know That my feelings are true, I really love youOh you're my best friend, Oooh you make me live Oh I've been wandering round, but I still come back to you In rain or shine, you've stood by me girl I'm happy at home, you're my best friendOooh you make me live Whenever this world is cruel to me, I got you to help me forgive Oooh you make me live now honey, Oooh you make me liveYou're the first one, when things turn out bad You know I'll never be lonely, you're my only one And I love the things, I really love the things that you do You're my best friend, Oooh you make me live I'm happy at home, You're my best friend Oh you're my best friend, Oooh you make me live You're my best friend

My Interests

Quote wall...
Amy:"I think they but beef in this"
michelle:"No they just use the dark meat of chickens in mexican cooking"
Caleb: "everything just has darker meat south of the border"
Student:"How do they know how to get stuff to Mercury?"
Dr. Mitchell:"well, it's fairly easy(pause for effect) it's rocket science"
Me:"I don't want to squish you"
Caleb:"you're not that fat"
Me:"Oh I'm not that fat...thanks love"
Amy:"I'll get you $3000 on the streets of New York when I go"
Caleb:"$3000"(with a bit of'you could not make $3000 on the streets' in his voice)...and in one night my love insults me and one of my besties...jerk
Caleb:"Amy 3000"
Me:"Caleb that's not nice"
Amy:"Its better than 'Amy could have been Efron..."
Me:"this is our cousin Scooty"
Amanda:"michelle he is a dog"
Me:"he is our cousin...Caleb knows I think my cat is my child...and he is"
Lil' Ben:(quoting F.O.T.C.)"she is so hot she makes me sexist"
Me:(laugh out loud in the middle of class...everyone stares...and its uncomfortable for everyone...)
Jo:"so how many tattoos do you have?"
Michelle:"too many"
Jo:"I like the leaves"
Michelle:"we can share them"
Jo:"I'll grab the apple peeler"
Caleb:"...at the house of horny hoes..."
Caleb:"If you were gamemaster, I'd hit on you!"
Me:"You know you are an Earth Science major when you think it's cool to be able to stand on two plates at once"(While straddling the S.A.Fault with Kaysea and Megan)
Colin:"That's Dirty"
Me:"It's not our"Fault."
Everyone: "I concure"
Caleb: "I obstain"
Me:(While looking up how to make pie crust with my boss, Rita) "What the hell...does fold in and cream the butter mean?"
Rita:"Oh your poor husband"
Me: Laughing..."No really, how do you cream butter?"
Rita:(laughing uncontrolably) "Really hunny, don't get married"
Me: Random banter about Caleb's "feelings" or emotions...
Isaiah: "Michelle, it's cause he's autistic"
In reference to an earlier conversation where Jordan was explainging to me how everyone would know which advent calendar was her's and which was mine. She was saying that mine was random and hers was opened in rows and columns, I then perceeded to explain to her that there are numbers on the doors and that they do not go in order by row or column...
Jordan: (screaming) "I didn't know there were rules!"
Lukey: "If I had something squishy and small I would throw it at your face!"
Amy: "hey now, these are only partial frames, unlike you, full framed over there!"
Lukey: "so it is like'No officer you can't give me a ticket, these aren't full framed" Everyone laughs...
Me: "I know you I served you ice cream"
Ben: " You got served"
Lukey: "Michelle, he is full framed"
Amy:" I live in a ditch"
Stranger: "Arreeooo grandA"
Amy:"No retard"
Lukey:"So when you meet people Michelle runs up and hugs them and you are like 'Hi, I'm amy, you retard"
After spilling the container of pre-measured coffee beans for the second time in one week...
Michelle:"I want to cry right now"
rita:" you can't cry over spilled beans"
this is all I could remeber of what happened...
Officer:"did you know that the second brake light on the right hand side of your car is slightly dimmer than the two on the left?"
Me: "No, thanks. I had no idea"
Officer:"do you have a license?"
I hand him my license...duh! of course I have a license...idiot
Officer:"where do you live?"
Me:"grover beach"
Officer:"have you ever been on probation?"
Me:"no...(nervous laugh)"
Officer:"where are you guys going tonight?"
Me:"We are actually just driving"
Officer:"so where are you driving to?"
Me:"We are just driving"
Officer:"you don't know where you are going?"
Me:"Well actually I just wanted to show him a door that looks like a hobbit door, like a hobbit hole door"
Officer:"A hobbit door? where is this door?"
me:"It is literally just down this road along this fence"...At this point I am certain I am going to get arrested and taken to the crazy house...
Officer:"Well get that light checked out, you guys have a good night"
moral of the story...don't go looking for things that don't exist, like hobbit holes, in the middle of the night...unless more of your friends can share in the joy of watching you panic while being pulled over...the end
Caleb:"so that makes us crazy autistic"
Michelle:"your mom has such a hanson son"
Amy:"Drunks and creeps, seriously Michelle"
Me:"seriously, I don't know what's going on down there"
Amy: "Been there done that"
Jordan:"Me too!"

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I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Jesus there is something about your name. Master. Savior. Jesus. I’ve been dirtier than you want to know. I've left earlier than you ever know…Jesus

MySpace Countdowns

Music:

Music is my boyfriend! We recently broke up...it's not because I didn't love music with all my heart, its that I can't afford it and I have no time for it. I was a bad girlfriend;so it left me for someone else...

Movies:


I love movies and I am a movie snob and I know it! Most all genres of movies are great...except anything with Zombies in it...I am terrified of them, ask my friend Doug about it...he thinks it's hilarious!

Television:


This is all a lie because if I have time to watch TV i am probably trying to play apples to apples with my friends instead...but...CSI and more CSI and some CSI...Scrubs, Dawsons creek(yes, check), one tree hill, how i met your mother, arrested developement, Little people big world, weeds, americas next top model, top chef, project runway, brothers and sisters, desperate houswifes, the hills...I watch a lot of bad tv...that's why i try not to...but its so bad it's good! I am not a fan of the view or oprah...gross!

Books:

"Deserted down there. Quite as a stage set. She loved early morming streets when they were like that, when you felt you could go down and dance on them if you wanted as if they were stages, because their white lines and signal lights meant nothing."-Anne Rice- (The Witching Hour)I read all the time...I am a book worm and a nerd...I love it! I love the classics best of all, like The Great Gatsby, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer, The Catcher in the Rye, and my personal favorite, East of Eden I love Aron! My favorite book is the Bible and my favorite authors are Paul and David...this book is the book of life and it feeds my soul!

Heroes:


Jesus christ, he is the best part about me and the only part that matters, my boyfriend is my hero...he has no idea! THE ROLOFF FAMILY! Moe, Emo, Megan,my mommy, my daddy, and my sister!

My Blog

This is where I am at

So as much as I would like to spend all of my time with my friends and family I need some grace...these next few weeks of my life will be dominated by Cal Poly. I know Erin understands! It is not that...
Posted by Michelle Angela on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:44:00 PST