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Who Needs a Name? I am Dylan's Mom.

Yeah, karate monkey, yeah, that's probably safer.

About Me

MARRIED! MARRIED!! MARRIED!!! See number 1 in top friends, no one can compete with that;-)I am entirely too sarcastic and mean none of it, if I do I will let you know.I can take it and dish it out, I don't like having to censor myself I want to be free to speak my mind with out worrying too much is taken into it, so please just think of me as one of the guys. I'm an art girl. 2 Things I can't stand are bad parents and people that seem think the grass is greener on the other side when they should water their own fucking lawn. I feel like this is a disposable society where everything you buy is designed to make you feel it isn't good enough and needs to be replaced with something else bigger and better.(that was my rant) I can be painfully honest and will tell you if you zipper is down or you have spinache between your teeth. My honesty tends to get my foot in my mouth; but I have learned to like the taste so it's ok. This has also labled me as a bitch at times but I have come to point in my life where I am open and honest what's the point in being any other way, so if that makes me a bitch so be it. Ask and I will answer. Oh, and I fake MySpace love you all!!!!!
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My Interests

Music, art, poetry, Politics , Child Development, classic car restoration, cynicical optimism. comedy and psychology (funny those seem to go together), being myself not a manufactured prepackaged disposable version of me, my kids and trying not screw them up(the pressure!!!!)

I'd like to meet:

People that are twisted and cynical, yet funny. I want to laugh what a waste of time to be misserable. Friends that I have lost along the way I really haven't had time to keep up with anyone.So please if I have lost you return your self, postage is guaranteed. Mostly I am on her to keep in touch and find old friends, but who can say no to few new ones?

Music:


Pink Floyd,Tom Petty, Jane's Addiction, NIN, Faith No More, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, The Cure, T-Rex, David Bowie, Dire Straights, The Doors, The Clash, Neil Diamond, Bob Dylan, Tangerine Dream, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Fats Dominoe, Ottis Redding, Hot Tuna, John Hyaitt, Primus, Mr. Bungle, Neil Young, Bonnie Raitt, The Church, Mazzy Star, Pantera, Frank Zappa, AC/DC, Steely Dan, Elvis, Roy Orbison, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alan Parsons, Leonard Cohen, Warren Zevin, Lou Reed, Flogging Molly, Modest Mouse, yellow Card, Deathcab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Nick Drake, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, Humm, Roxy Music, The Kinks yeah it goes on forever name it I probably like it.

Movies:

Top Favorites in no particular order, Big Lebowski,Fear and Loathing,A life less ordinary. I like comedys, a Dark Comedy is even better. Love old films James Dean, Marilyn Monroe I used to obsessed with the 50's. I am a child of the 80's so anything John Hughes, all things Jim Henson related. Adam Sandler, Chris Farley and David Spade. Donnie Darko, Clock Work Oranghe, The Wall, Natural Born Killers like my music I am into alot of things.

Television:

I love Grey's Anatomy, Weeds, and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Family Guy, Drawn Together the usual tasteless mindless toilet humor, as well as smart thinker types. P.S. I am still pissed Arrested Development got cancelled :o(

Books:

Stranger in a Strange Land, Nietzsche the Falling of the Idols,Lord of The rings, The Hobbit,Go Ask Alice, The Wizard of Oz, right now It's all about the kids books, a light in the attic, where the sidewalk ends, Alexander's terrible no good rotten very bad day, cloudy with a chance of meatballs,fun stuff.

Heroes:

My Great Grandma she ran away at 15 was hunted down by her dad and told the only way she was leaving is if she married. At 16 she eloped and left a guy in the same day and went off to the wild wild west to be a Harvey Girl, there is a statue in the Rail Road Museum of Oklahoma modled after her. How rock n' roll is that? Also my grandma, she is wise unconventional and kick ass, she never got stuck in some time period she moved with the world and I hope I can be half as cool as her when I am old.

My Blog

My Epitath

So I have been thinking about this and I decided I am going with "Her Vagina was Magic". Just imagine if you will the Pastor gets up in front of a packed room of teary eyed funeral goers and approach...
Posted by Caroline on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

Things about parenting books and mags don't cover

These are some of the things books and magazines don't teach you.Children are by far the most amazing life altering thing you can experience. Once you are a parent it will blow your mind the level of...
Posted by Caroline on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

Dog People

So, there has been this disturbing trend that I have noticed, Dog People. Yeah you heard me, do these people need attention so badly that they will do anything to get it??? lets start with the Dog Tra...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 05:54:00 PST

Master Manipulator

So the other day I am at the dealership getting my van serviced, all they have to do is give it back to me. They called and said it was ready yet they are taking forever, my daughter of course is bei...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST

Judgement

So there was a post in one of my moms groups that told me to read a blog , and boy was I blown away with the mind bending ignorance this girl displayed, and actually tried to pass of as intelligent t...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:28:00 PST

Fiona-Stewie Griffin's Dream Girl

My daughter is beautiful and I love her dearly but I lovingly refer to her as Satan, which raises some eyebrows generally those who do not know her. She is excessively smart and executes well thought...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:51:00 PST

Dylanisms

He never ceases to make me laugh, so I have decided to start a blog dedicated to the snarky and sarcastic comments my son makes, he is like David Spade, only 6. Check back I will add as they come.5/2/...
Posted by Caroline on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:18:00 PST

Insomnia

I can't sleep, can't shut my brain off, can't stand it when this happens, tried medditating still not able to shut my eyes, although I'm tired I have no desire to sleep. I want to shampoo the carpets ...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:07:00 PST

Career ADD

So I'm trying to decide what I want to do with my life aside of have a family, thats the only thing I ever knew I wanted for sure. I feel like such a slacker, I only have about 3 yrs to get going befo...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:25:00 PST

6 or 16

So my husband got a new tatoo, and my 6 year old tells him that it is "wicked bad ass",my mother in law tells him that he shouldn't say that word. He asked her what word, her reply was the bad one."I ...
Posted by Caroline on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:04:00 PST