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Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... hypnotising
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Name: jonathan treutle
Birthday: 4-21-85
Birthplace: san antonio texas
Current Location: san antonio texas
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6,3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: justin work boots
Your Weakness: temper
Your Fears: nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: big shark
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: titties and beer
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck im late
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when i want
Your Most Missed Memory: fishing with dad
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: whataburger
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: bill millers
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: im 2 poor for that shit
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: nope
Do you Shower Daily: shure why not
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: nope i like being construction trash
Do you want to get Married: ya
Do you belive in yourself: hell yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcohol is a drug so yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yep
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ate a goldfish one time for 10$
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: hen i was little
How do you want to Die: a kick ass way
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fishing guide
What country would you most like to Visit: austraila
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter then me
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: country
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: to many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple
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You Know You're From Texas When...
You see more Texan flags than American flags.You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.You dress up to go shopping at the mall.You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named BudYour local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce departmentYou watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accentsYou choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wineYou think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.Your Pastor wears boots.There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Texas.
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ford or chevy? DODGE
diesel or gas? DIESEL
bulls or broncs? BULLS
wrangler or cinch? WRANGLERS
lace up or pull on boots? PULL ONS
Justin or H&H? JUSTIN
tail gating or line dancing? TAIL GATING
george strait or chis ledoux? CHRIS LEDOUX
mossy oak or real tree camo? MOSSY OAK
bud or coors? COORS
cope or skoal? COPE
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? BUCKLE
men belong in the... OUTDOORS
women belong in the... KITCHEN
beef or pork? BEEF
hunting or fishing? FISHING
drugs or jesus? JESUS
stetson or resistol? STETSON
bed of your truck or a motel? TRUCK BED
texas or colorado? TEXAS
ropin or wrestling? ROPIN
tatoos or scars? SCARS
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? LOVE OF MY LIFE
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Opening Track Indian Outlaw - Tim McGraw
Sad Song Old Red - George Jones
Heartbreak Song Ugly Girl Blues - Merle Haggard
Love Song Who Needs You Baby - Clay Walker
Party Song Out All Night - Cross Canadian Ragweed
Life Changing Song There Goes My Life - Kenny Chesney
Road Trip Song Four Wheel Drive - C.W. McCall
Drinking Song Hey Bartender - Hank Williams, Jr
Closing Track Guadalupe Days - Gary P. Nunn
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