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About Me

i'm like the white larry bird. Huzzah Starke out!here's my life summed up in two lines of messenger:Nothin says: when you're chillin hard by yourself, you can hit it up matt says: yeah i chill hard by myself at least 2 times a day

My Interests

seinfeld, meat, muscle cars, video games (because i'm a nerd), reading (because i'm a nerd), not going to work, chinese food, killing zombies

I'd like to meet:

Music:

country is gay, emo is fucking gay, buttrock is horrible, r&b is filled with a bunch of whiney queers. everything else is pretty good

Movies:

Office Space, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Napoleon Dynamite, Naked Guns, Tommy Boy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, Sin City, Saw, porn porn porn

Television:

Seinfeld, Married with Children, Rome, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Assy Mcgee, South Park, Twilight Zone, Reno 911, Sealab, Wonder Years, Price is Right, Pete and Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Ren and Stimpy

Books:

Tranter, Tolkien, King, Whyte, Heinlein, Steinbeck, Penman, Brown, Grisham, other dewds i cant remember

Heroes:

Kenny Rogers, Del the Funky Homosapien, Al Bundy, Slippery Pete, Maddox

My Blog

commercials

don't you hate it when you're watching commercials and they tell you what you like and think? like when they say, "from the brand you trust," or "everybody loves raymond." no i don't, i fucking hate r...
Posted by matt on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:13:00 PST

attention women:

i just need to get something off my chest. this may sound kind of bad, but i'm at a point where i don't really give a shit. look, to put it bluntly: i'm not interested in being friends with women. the...
Posted by matt on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

there's been some confusion about what good t.v is

so here's the rundown,the best shows ever:-seinfeld - if it was possible for this show to go above number one, it would infinitly. i should'nt need to say any more about it.-married with children - fe...
Posted by matt on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

there is absolutely nothing better than waking up and seeing your face

i love you bob
Posted by matt on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

shit that's been pissing me off part deux

1.dont you hate it when you're talking to someone online and they ask you a question but don't end it with a question mark-i sure as hell do. this has to be one of the most irritating things ever that...
Posted by matt on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:46:00 PST

shit that's been pissing me off

1. when someone initiates a conversation with me, and when i don't happen to bring up a new world changing event or clever sentence that ends in LOL, they tell me to talk. -seriously, what's the deal ...
Posted by matt on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:35:00 PST