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About Me

I'm bart, I'm in the navy, my current occupation is I guess MP or something like that for the navy on the island of guam.

me:You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!
Mike Ditka:DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
me:I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!
Mike Ditka:You're crazy!
me:I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!
Mike Ditka:OH, YOU GO TO HELL!
me:No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!
-Kicking and Screaming

My Interests

BOOBS, Movies, BLT, Turkey, Chicken, Pizza, Tv, Bacon, boobs, Wearing underwear with dickholes, Full frontal male nudity, applying a naked rear naked choke to somebody, running across golf courses naked and then suffer legal consequences afterwards, MMA, jew-jitsu, Owning a Bo'dwau, My Way Parody/Entertainment, sherdog.com radio network

I'd like to meet:

Since i don't have a girlfriend i will refer to myself as bar bar because thats something cutesy and gay that a girlfriend would probably call me anyways. I'm just going to assume that i have really have nothing going for me and nothing to offer the opposite sex except stupid humor and wealth of knowledge about cartoons. I wanna meet Bill Cosby and his big blue tongue.

Music:

I could list bands for dayzzz but it pretty much comes down to whether or not you listen to linkin park and drowning pool and that will decide whether or not if you belong in hell. Danzig, Tool, AFI, Wancid, Transplants, Nofx, The Clash, The Misfits, Dropkick Murphys, Static-X, Mudvayne, Mxpx, Relient k, CCR, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Nofx, Lars and the bastards, Tiger Army, Pennywise, Sex Pistols, Stray Cats, System of a Dizzown, Sublime, Tenacious D, Triple six Mafia, Bad Religion, Anti-flag

Movies:

300, Zodiac, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Memento, Equilibrium, Conan the Barbarian, American history X, Transformers the movie, GI Joe the movie, All Naked gun movies, Blade, Falling Down, French Connection, The Warriors, Fallen, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars

Television:

UFC, PrideFC, Curb your enthusiasm, Seinfeld, ATHF, Birdman, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Family guy, Everyone loves raymond, venture brothers

Books:

Theres only one book with the answers to life in general and thats the alphabet of manliness

Heroes:

mom, dad, drew, pete, my fat cat gus gus

My Blog

28 days

Well 28 days left roughly. I need to stop being lazy and get my paperwork stuff done for checking out. I'm still not exactly sure when i get back because my official release date is july 3rd and i kno...
Posted by Bart on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:33:00 PST

37 days

37 days and its taking forever to get done with this crap. If anybody would want to let me live with them i can earn my keep cooking, cleaning and giving boob massages. I know it won't take long for m...
Posted by Bart on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

The Curse of Midas

Now when you here the curse of midas you think of stuff turning to gold but for me its chicks that have the qualities that i look for and they turn into dirty whores. I thought i had officially given ...
Posted by Bart on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

Things that piss me off

1. Girls that talk down to you like your their pussywhipped boyfriend even though they are not hot and have a giant fupa. 2. Being invited to a wedding on july 7th and happily accepting and then findi...
Posted by Bart on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

I'm a DICK!

This week has been interesting. I've had to yell at people use my rank and be a dick to get things done. I've had to babysit a guy who is a year older then me but i'm still higher ranking and tell him...
Posted by Bart on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:54:00 PST

"I dare you to roll aroud in the snow........NAKED!"

If anybody can guess name of the movie from the title quote you'll win a shirtless body massage from yours truly. OMG! i'm sick and tired of guam. I just want to go home and live with my mom. I'm...
Posted by Bart on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

"We're brothers we're happy and we're singing and we're colored"

Well i had a pretty good week or so with my brothers ship coming in because i was really feeling down because i hate everybody i work with to a certain point and i have no friends here so things have ...
Posted by Bart on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:52:00 PST

green bean casserole with lots of the cheddar onions on it

I just saw a campbells soup commercial with the green bean casserole which is my favorite part of thanksgiving.. even more then having 3 different slices of pie for dessert. We just had a typhoon miss...
Posted by Bart on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST

100

Holy freakin crap! I've got 100 days until i'm back in cali slammin screw drivers and getting naked and running on peoples treadmills. I put in for a information packet from the institute of technolog...
Posted by Bart on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:48:00 PST

Music that totally sucks and /coincedantly? happens to be my neighbors favorite

alien ant farm evanessence Godsmack drowning pool This is just the list and you can probably tell by the listings of each band that they really only offer one song of theres that happened to be a...
Posted by Bart on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST