FRANGRY

I sleep face down with my hands under my pillow. I love stupid jokes. Word. I don’t eat breakfast unless I’m hungover. I eat breakfast almost every single day. In fourth grade I dressed up as a Playboy bunny for halloween. I like to eat crushed ice. I eat sushi a few times a week. I drink lots of wine. Then I drink whiskey. I hate making plans. I laugh. A lot. I don’t call people, I txt instead. Dude, my foot is fucking killing me. So is my stomach. I'm going gray. One of my eyes is smaller than the other. I’m not a morning person. I hate the rain. Puedo entender español pero no lo hablo muy bien. When I was little I used to watch Dirty Dancing and pause it at strategic moments to see Baby's panties. I miss Biffy. I hate showering. I'm in love with Kurisu, she's my wifey. I love tuna. I hate grocery shopping. Once, I stood up on a bunk bed and hit my head on a ceiling fan, I still have a small scar on my head where hair doesn't grow. I'm a complete magazine junkie. I have a 5 inch scar on my stomach. I have a crazy sense of smell. I wish I could draw. Frangry.com .