haha i guess this is what esther thinks about me.Hiya! Now, you may be wondering to yourself, "Who is this guy?" Well no worries buddy! That's why this very paragraph, of which you are about to digest, exists!My name is Omid, although the CIA refers to me as "Mr. Danger" for obvious reasons. I'm half persion, half indian, and all man. I am, dare I say, a manly man if not a stud. Growing my beard and knee-slapping stand up comedy is what I live for. You may have seen me onstage playing on Irvine High's Comedy Sportz league, or reffing said matches. The stripes are the key to my multibillion dollar success... not to mention the source of all my mind-controlling, pheromone-producing, lady-attracting powers... boy do the ladies love the stripes. Some may refer to me as a "pimp" due to the "pimpness" of my ride... yes... it is the gas conserving love machine that every woman wants to be seen riding in.Now, you are probably thinking, "Okay, so this man is an incredibly gorgeous and rich hunk-sicle. But what about his past?"I grew up in a small fishing village wearing oversized handmedowns and surviving off of whatever scraps I found lying on the discarded plates of unsuspecting picnickers. I would roam the streets at night, only to get caught by the man, accused of loitering, led home by the ear, and receiving a sound beating from my father's belt. It was not until I turned 12 when I found out I was a wizard destined to rid the world of demons, evil creatures, and parachute pants. However, at 14, while saving the bush administration from yet another one of its blunders, a wood nymph burrowed itself into my beard and soaked up my powers like a sponge. My rippling muscles dissipated, my beard withered away, and my mystical loincloth transformed into the garments of a mere mortal. I grabbed the wood nymph by its nose (because that is the proper way of catching any mythical creature) and commanded it to relinquish my wizardly goodness. She bit my thumb and fled into the forest. Distraught, I sauntered home and lived the regular life of a human. Little did I know, that the wood nymph's bite would give me new powers... which I described in my previous paragraph. So yes. That is all you need to know about me. I love you.**disclaimer: events mentioned above have only occurred in the mind of its author. And Omid does not actually love you.Omid: The life of a Hero- By Esther "the awesome" Choiif u wanna talk jus gotta IM me at furrylittlebudha !!
Create your own Friend Quiz hereAnd OMID was right about ASHLEY =)You would rather have a Lexus or justice A dream or some substance A Beamer, a necklace or freedom