Try New Fundamentalist Christianity with Lots More Jesus! |
Last week, I was reading about a new kind of Christian fundamentalism that's been emerging.
The old Christian fundamentalist = something like this:
Quick...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:24:00 GMT |
An Interactive Blog: Sorry I Was Late, But...(Fill in the blank) |
I intend this blog as something of a public service to my people, the insomniacs, the oversleepers, the perpetually tardy. You know who you are.
Now I have a flexible work schedule...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:36:00 GMT |
Even More Reason to Never Leave the House: More Anger Fuel |
[Is anyone as obsessed with the blog category pull-down as I am? We need one for Travel, I'm not realizing....]Pain at the pump, pain at the pump, pain at the pump, pain at the pump.Pain in my ass, p...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:13:00 GMT |
Fuel Your Gas Rant Here |
Angry about gas prices, but you just know there's something out there that could make you a little angrier?
Have I (or really, has The New York Times) got news for you.
&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:46:00 GMT |
Flesh, Spirit, and Being a Lazy Albeit Well-Informed Asshole With an Improved Vocabulary |
First, let me say that I really wish my BFF Tom Myspace would separate the Writing/Poetry category into two distinct categories.
Yes, not all poetry is bad, but mine was, and so now I do...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:37:00 GMT |
Mike Muratore Cuntkicked Me |
Last night, I saw Thai Rivera perform for a standing room only crowd at Norm's sidewalk patio. He killed, of course.
During one of the many applause breaks, I heard a man shouting, "Polan...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:43:00 GMT |
The Next To Last Supper |
MARY: Jesus, would you sit down? You’re making me nervous.
JESUS: Forgive me, mother. I know not what I do.
MARY: You know not what you do? I know not why you this way backwards talk. Have you b...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
Exciting New Opportunities in Low Self Esteem |
Having been raised Catholic, I take a sick sort of pride in my low self esteem.
Pride, as we learned early and often, is one of the seven deadlies, and yet in the company of other Catholics, I...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:39:00 GMT |
Suckasstrophes Abound |
INT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - DAY
Assembly finally ends. Clock watching students fly everywhere, including...
ARNOLD, 16, heavy and sweating under the weight of his TUBA, so intent...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:37:00 GMT |
New Year @ Chez Saas Day One |
Overslept?
Check.
Overate?
Check.
Procrastinated all day on writing?
You know it.
Dreaded going back to work?
Mmm-hmm.
Discussed possibil...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:12:00 GMT |
