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Agent Sidway

If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.

About Me

I grew up in a town whose location I cannot reveal, for fear my enemies might get to my family. I have served time in the NSA as a codebreaker, time with CTU in thwarting terrorists, time with the CIA in killing bad guys, and in just about every ARMY/NAVY/AIRFORCE branch out there. This was in my younger years however, when I was young and wreckless. As I got older and fought in war, I came to realize that my time on the battlefield was drawing to a close. It was at this point that I joined the Scret Service. I served for three different presidents. I have killed over 382 men, yes I keep track. I was personally invited to Clinton's impeachment. I spent a week in a hotbox with no food or water. I was tortured in a foreign country for gathering research. Well, actually, I was on a secret mission...but they didnt break me. And now I teach American Government and Economics at Wellington Highschool. I still do work on the side as a mercenary.

My Interests

Guns

Tanks

Government

Canrivorous Plants

Dead Terrorists

I'd like to meet:

George Sears, those guys from Roswell, John Negroponte, Micheal V. Hayden, George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden [so I can put a bullet in him.]

Music:

Classical music such as Beethoven, Basch, and that other gay dude from the 16th century.

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan, Das Boot, Band of Brothers, Windtalkers, Big Red One, Platoon, Patton, A Bridge To Far, The Thin Red Line, Enemy At The Gates, Cross of Iron, Longest Day, Stalingrad, The Great Escape, U571, Bridge of the River Kwai, etc.

Television:

Television is for the weak. I watch CNN, CSPAN, MSNBC, and CSPAN2.

Books:

Anything that has to do with war and the court system. John Grisham 3

Heroes:

General Washington