being mean, people watching, cool signs, drinking until passing out waking up and drinking more, bars, soccer boys, supermodels, criticizing, La Madeleine, positive energy, showering, gin, running, drinking lots, kids, shopping, haute couture, esperanto, philosophy, underwear, being adorable, history, UVA frat boys, Jenn Orr cause she likes to give me lapdances and i like receiving them
You Are a Dirty Martini
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.
You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.
Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality
What Flavor Martini Are You?There is this:And this:
People I like talking to. And those I don't know.
MY SONG: I AM!!!, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Janis, Velvet Underground, Pink Floyd, Queen, Elton John, Jonny Cash, Willie Nelson, John Prine, Lauretta Lynn, Radiohead, Dismemberment Plan, The Flaming Lips, Wilco, Soul Coughing, Phish, Madonna, Janet Jackson, Gwen Stefani, Peaches, Eminem, The Notorius BIG, Missy Elliott, Ludacris, Deftones, The Strokes, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, Daft Punk, Basement Jaxx
Finding Neverland, Yellow Submarine, The Wall, Mean Girls, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pirates of the Caribbean, Trainspotting, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Hotel Rwanda, O Brother Where Art Thou, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, and so many others that my brain can't conceive.
Lost, Project Runway, The Real World Denver for reassuring us that racism and homophobia are alive and well in our generation, Adult Swim, Up Close and Dangerous, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Arrested Development
The DaVinci Code, Things Fall Apart, Fear and Loating in Las Vegas, The Lord of the Rings, A Farewell to Arms, anything: philosophical, controversial, or thought-provoking.
Anyone who can think for themselves, be a good leader or is a trend-setter.