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About Me

I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees...then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the Wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys, to make the tough guys look tougher. And here is how I want them arranged: Tough, Tough, Soft, Tough, Soft, Soft, Tough, Tough, Soft, Soft, Tough, Soft.

My Blog

Wanted: all of my things.

If you stole my HDTV, Wii, DS, 360 or PS2, I would like them back, please.Lets just say I'm glad I have a one-bedroom apartment now.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:22:00 GMT

is something wrong?

I fell asleep at 3 pm yesterday and woke up just in time for work this morning. What the hell is going on??? I slept for 25 hours once a couple weeks ago. Ew.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:11:00 GMT

cancer

All of the sudden, cancer is everywhere. First my cat gets it, then I find out one of my friends has it. He'll remain anonymous for now, but this sucks.At least I helped get Jimmy a job th...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 15:26:00 GMT

insomnia

Sleep has never been a kind to me. As a matter of fact, I didn't sleep through the night without crying until I was three and a half years old.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Mar 2005 02:32:00 GMT