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Dr. Zaius

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About Me

i have new glasses

My Interests

reading, eating, snowboarding, rollar blding, guitar, music but not musac, mall, tying my shoe, flossing, air hocky, spelunking, root beer pong, cow tipping, you know, eating etc. etc. watever. i smell good. GO GO GADGET FLOSS!

I'd like to meet:

max brooks

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Music:

some are...ramones, pink floyd, led zeppelin, johnny cash, audioslave, bob dylan, bruce sprinsteen, david bowie, beatles, the train spotting soundtracks, iggy pop, gratful dead, hendrix, metallica, nirvana, probot, queen, radiohead, red hot chili peppers, sleeper, robert cray, talking heads, tanacious d, the who, porno for pyros, steely dan, some dave mathews, stone temple pilots, REM, smashing pumpkins, dead kennedys, alkaline trio, U2, flogging molly, old blink-182, old greenday(for about fifteen minutes though), biggie, tupac, mark knopfler solos, stan getz, weezer, the shins, the cure(sometimes), dream theater, pheonix and the shadow, the cars, alice in chains, the grassroots (midnight confessions), and the sound of breaking glass

Movies:

requiem for a dream, donnie darko, thirteen, the nightmare on elm street series, corny 80's horror flicks, scarface, fight club, animal house, saved, apocalypse now, pirates of the caribbean, original star wars, the wall, edward scissorhands, nightmare before christmas, igby goes down, dr. strangelove, the brody chronicles, sin city, jackie brown, raging bull, Trainspotting, night of the living dead, reefer madness, this is spinal tap, the thing, all of the christmas special ones, and i cant remember any morep.s the corpse bride was terrible and i'm still upset

Television:

i don't have a tv in my dorm room because televison is the debil

Books:

the electric kool aid acid test, trainsptting (im obsessed), flaming carrot, chuck P, F451, Aldeous Huxly, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, captain underpants, the little engine that could...all the classics

Heroes:

shia

My Blog

can you repeat that? i was too busy watching your neck fat.

so the other day a fat lady ordered like ten sandwhiches. don't get me wrong, i don't mind fat people, i just don't like them when they get cranky. apparently i forgot to ring her up for one of her ...
Posted by Dr. Zaius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Poem About Ken

Oh Ken Ken, we're such good friends, we have so much fun, time and time again. Even after the bridges burn, and ships leave the shore we'll always be friends, I couldn't ask for more.
Posted by Dr. Zaius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

immobile for life?

today was the day.  i was going to take my road test. i was excited. i was elated. then, i was about to piss my pants as the car gave a violent lurch, into the oncoming traffic.&nb...
Posted by Dr. Zaius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

something philosophical?

punkrokandprozak: I AM THE WALRUS, DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN YOURS. yes, my friend that is the counterculture right there^.you have just witnessed the twilight zone.  
Posted by Dr. Zaius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh great pink kangaroo please show me the way

i like listening to pink floyd with flashing lights. while looking at pictures of bubbles in space and a giant ova. i like pink floyd even though its really australian. but its ok because the native ...
Posted by Dr. Zaius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST