**MUSIC* *BEER* *POT* *MEN (real ones, thanks.)**TATTOOS* *PIERCING**GETTING TATTOOED OR PIERCED* *METAL* *KILLING LITTLE BASTARD EMO KIDS* *HUMAN SACRIFICES* *CARS* *BEER* *PLAYING BASS* *POT* *THINGS WITH STARS ON 'EM* *BIKES(sorry, not your Schwinn)* *BEER* *RED AND BLACK STUFF* *BASHING IN SKULLS* *YOUR MOM* *NOSTRADAMUS* *MEN* *PSYCHICS* *GHOSTS* *OTHER SHIT* *seek and ye shall find**
.. If they would have frozen him instead of Walt Disney the world would have a lot less problems.... Anyone unique, crazy, fun, funny, or whatever... and People who know how to act. I'm so damn tired of people who just have no fucken clue how to act. (I'm not talking thespians here, just people who aren't complete mongoloids) People just like me, different than me, and people who like people like me and aren't afraid to be something different. Crazies. I absolutely love crazies... Not so much the medicated kind, but the ones who are just a little off.
Okay... here we go...Metallica (PRE-LOAD), PanterA, HIM, Dimmu Borgir, TOOL, CLUTCH, Lamb of God, CkY, Hole, Sabbath, Cradle of Filth, Toadies, SlipKnot, Pumpkins, NIN, Old Mans Child, Susperia, Hatebreed, DOWN, Superjoint Ritual, Anthrax, Primus, Five Pointe O, Candiria, Dillinger Escape Plan, Pearl Jam, RATM, Nirvana, Dream Theater, Sonic Youth, System of a Down, Stabbing Westward, VAST (thanks Jader ;D), Slayer, Fear Factory, KiTTie...just to name a few... I also enjoy many many other bands... but I really don't feel like typing them all into this little box... You can figgur out the rest I'm sure.
Ahem... ~Reservoir Dogs~Kill Bill~Kill Bill Vol.2~The Big Lebowski~Stand by Me~Labyrinth~The Dark Crystal~Lord of Illusions~Hellraiser Movies~The Exorcist~Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original)~Evil Dead~Evil Dead 2~Army of Darkness~Spiderman~Spiderman 2~Mystic River~Storm of the Century~Children of the Corn~The Village of the Damned~Dawn of the Dead~Night of the Living Dead~Nightbreed~The Notebook~The Great Escape~Scarface~Carlito's Way~A Bronx Tale~Taxi Driver~GoodFellas~Audition~Secretary~Rainman~Stand By Me~Gummo~From Dusk Til Dawn~Fist of the North Star~A Perfect Blue~AKIRA~Iron Monkey~Enter the Dragon~The Karate Kid~Old School~CkY~CkY2K~CkY3~CkY4~Haggard~Four Rooms~2 Days in the Valley~Johnny Dangerously~National Lampoon's Movies~Deliverance~Last House on the Left~House of 1000 Corpses~Pulp Fiction~Over The Top~The Rocky Movies~and the list goes on and on and on...
OCC, Californication, Robot Chicken, The BoonDocks, Viva La Bam, Beavis and Buthead (oh that's right, it's back), Jackass, COURT TV!!! (Forensic Files, The Case Files of Dayle Hinman, etc.) Autopsy on HBO (dead people rule so bad), Cold Case Files, ADULT SWIM!!! (With all the best of TV- Family Guy, Futurama, Inuyasha, AquaTeen Hungerforce, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, etc.) The Simpsons (that's actually a bit more of an obsession, but...) MXC (that japanese Elimination Competition show thats dubbed by a bunch of honkeys) I also like cheesy TV movies, and game shows... gotta love game show hosts...They ARE after all the anti-christ.
Stephen King is a gift to the printed word... For those of you who are a bit daft, that means all Stephen King books are some of my favorites ever. However, The Exorcist is the best book I ever read- it is actually scary- scarier than the movie! A Clockwork Orange- Yet again, even better than the movie (sorry Stan) The Catcher in the Rye- a classic that I loved when they made me read it and still love now, A Native Son, 1984, A Catch 22, Farenheit 454, John Steinbeck novels- The Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, I Love his style...The Lord of the Rings books (aaaaamazing!) and can't forget The Hobbit! Hmmm... what else? what else? I don't know- I've read a lot of shit.
First and foremost, my father. Bill Kelly is the most brilliant man I know. :) The man, the myth, the legend... The incredibly old dude who fucks hundreds of hot chicks... THE MAN, period.***Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Hugh Hefner***..