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Astro Pölar

Give me sodomy or death

About Me


I'm Avess. I'm a polar bear...
Hallo
I had a whole huge list about myself here
But I guess it's up to you to judge me
Not myself.
I'd say I'm nicely stupid and stupidly nice, though.
I'm also very easily confused and I AM clever but I'm uber dopey. Don't diss
I'm also rather obscure and obscene, but again. Don't diss
I shouldn't, but I have a problem with most of humanity.
LUKE ANDERSON SAYS AVESS IS
"Psychotic, spiritual, sensitive, creativley-super and AMAZE ♥"
MICHELLE NTOW SAYS AVESS IS
"Unique, fantastic sense of humour, gentle, loyal, A BEST FRIEND"

I love my friends, I really do :3
MY MUSIC MYSPACE
HOW THEY MET AVESS:
Ian Armstrong AKA Minty: Through Myspace, then msn then college haha then i met him properly atg a party and he was shouting i had a big penis haha gd times!
Joe Mitchell: This guy came to me in my dreams...then i saw him at college. and we burn things.
Michelle Ntow: HE CAME TO ME IN A CANDY PINP JELë DREAM. AND I SAID LOL L337 JOLö!
Amy Allen: ...Mr Plackett told me there was a new boy in school ..then i saw him on the landing.....then 2weeks later I asked Rachel for him msn address So I could talk to him. This all happen at dagfa. i have no idea why i asked rachel. I remember askin plackett how to spell ur name and he was like "U R A IDIOT"
Luke Anderson: i met avess in rehab. And then we went to speak easy and slow raved to army of me. And then, we shouted cunt in the face of a pensioner. She died.

My Interests

Whale entrails cover the ground and surrounding shops when a whale exploded in Tainan, Taiwan on January 29, 2004. The exploding whale of Taiwan differed from the exploding whale of Oregon in that it was a gas buildup caused by the decomposing whale that made it explode and was thus the result of a natural process, as opposed to the Oregon whale that was exploded via human-placed dynamite.

I'd like to meet:



ANGELSPIT. MY IDOLS

I like stupid people
But nice, stupid people
People who laugh a lot
Dopey people
Those people that everyone else thinks is a loser. I'm a loser myself, join the club :)
Genuine people of course
Down to earth
Passionate
Raw
Hyper
And a fucking insane

People who go with instinct rather than logic. Fuck logic, as Bjork said
I don't need to, and I don't want to believe in logic.

People who are deep enough to drown in
People who are sweet enough to bite

Bad influences are good
And schizo twats are welcome too

SMASH MY GASH

Music:

64Revolt
7 Year Bitch
Alien Sex Fiend
Angelspit
Aphex Twin
Arch Enemy
Aural Vampire Barnyard Ballers
Bikini Kill
BILLIE HOLIDAY
Billy Corgan
Bjork
Blondie
Cinema Strange
COAL CHAMBER
Cocteau Twins
Collide
Cradle Of Filth
Crass
Cansei De Ser Sexy
Claire Voyant
The Deadutantes
Diamanda Galas
The Ditty Bops
Dizzee Rascal
EMILIE AUTUMN
The Gathering
Gram Rabbit
HANZEL UND GRETYL
The Horrorpops
JACK OFF JILL
Kate Bush
Kmfdm
The Knife
The Koffin Kats
Lacuna Coil
Lily Chou Chou
Mdfmk
M.i.a
Miranda Sex Garden
Missy Elliott
Moi Dix Mois
Necromantix
Nina Hagen
Mortiis
Peaches
Pig
The Pixies
Pj Harvey
Porcelain And The Tramps
The Rocketz
Rotterdam Terror Corps
MY RUIN
Sasquatch & The Sickabillys
Siouxsie & The Banshees
Skinny Puppy
The Smashing Pumpkins
Sopor Aeternus
Spice
The Sugarcubes
Tanya Tagaq
Tara Vanflower
Tristania
The Union Underground
VNV Nation
The White Stripes
Wumpscut
X-Mal Deutschland

Movies:


Akira
Alice In Wonderland
AMELIE AMERICAN BEAUTIY
Audition (Odishon)
Azumi
Battle Royale
Beetlejuice
The Blair Witch Project
BOYZ N THE HOOD
Bram Stroker's Dracula
The Brave Little Toaster
Brick
Brokeback Mountain
Carrie
THE CAT RETURNS
THE COLOUR PURPLE
Dancer In The Dark
Death Becomes Her
DROP DEAD FRED
East Is East Edward Scissorhands
The Exorcist
Fifth Element
GHOST WORLD
Hocus Pocus
Janghwa, Hongryeon (A TALE OF TWO SISTERS)
Josie And The Pussycats
Kill Bill 1 + 2
LAPUTA : THE FLYING ISLAND
MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO
NAUSICAA
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Omen
Princess Mononoke
Saw 1, 2 + 3
The Shining
SILENT HILL
Spirited Away
Uptown Girls
ZATOICHI

Television:

3 Non Blondes
America's Next Top Model UNFORTUNATELY
Angela Anaconda
Big Brother
Daria
The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy
The Moomins
TITTYBANGBANG
WONDER SHOWZEN

Books:

The Hungry Caterpillar

Heroes:

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