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The Andychrist

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I wouldn't know where to begin I am complex to say the least, but happy with it. I am an open book with most of the pages missing. I'm defiantly one of those people you'll either love me or hate me, I don’t tend to mess about and speak my mind, some people seem to think that’s a bad thing, I don’t. I tend to fluctuate between been deadly serious and completely stupid.

I value close friendship very highly and have been known to try and ruin this by cooking for them from time to time; still I haven’t killed anyone yet.

I love walking the dog, and he is after all probably the only creature on this planet who's always pleased to see me even if he does smell a bit.


My Interests



Love art and drawing very badly but then again I don't do it for other peoples benefit. Some of my favourite artists are Goya, Bosch, HR Giger (responsible for the arm-leggy divider), Melvyn Grant (Nightchurch background in the andychrist flash thingy above), Clive Barker, Dan Seagrave, Ralph Fabri (see below 'Death and Transfiguration'), Una Woodruff, Boris Vallejo and many more, generally anything that grabs my attention and doesn't let go

I'd like to meet:

A dragon would be good but somehow its fairly unlikely, Animal from the muppets and people who have something interesting to say of there own. I'm not on here for dating or cyber sex lets make that clear, I already have a girlfriend / slave.




Music:

Mainly Industrial & Death/Black Metal such as Slayer, The Berzerker, Deicide, Cradle Of Filth, Dimmu Borgia, Bathory(old), Strapping Young Lad, GGFH (Real playing now), Napalm Death, Crystal Age, Pitchshifter, Bolt Thrower, KMFDM, Samael, Ministry, Malevolent Creation, Rob Zombie, Deathstars, Brutal Truth, Hypocrisy, Obituary, Morbid Angel, Killing Joke, Banished, Vader, Godflesh, Nuclear Assault, Athiest, Pungent Stench, Repulsion, Dismember, At The Gates, Sepultura(old), Blood Duster, Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails etc.
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Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Starwars, Natural Born Killers, Videodrome, Naked Gun, Ghost in the Shell, Existenz, Rabid, Shivers, Hard Candy, Brain Dead, The Godfather, LOTR, Bad Taste, Spirited Away, Ninja Scrolls, The Butterfly Effect, Snatch, Layer Cake, James Bond, Saw, Blade, Shrek, Finding Nemo, Dune, Memento, Underworld, Versus, The Ring, The Shining, Ichi the Killer, Session 9, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Chopper, Fight Club, Scanners, Seven, Cypher, X, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dark City, American Gangster, Dogma, Scarface, Society, The King of New York, The Rules of Attraction, Blade Runner, American Psycho, X-Men (not the 3rd one), Hell Boy, Hellraiser, UHF, Nightbreed, Candy Man, Spiderman, Casino, Gangs of New York, Godfather and Romper Stomper.

Television:

The news, Southpark, Bottom, the Younge Ones, Starfleet, Animaniacs, Danger Mouse, Ultraviolet and Family Guy. I don't really watch that much telly it's all mind dead crap.

Books:

Dark fiction, Sci Fi or extremely daft ones. Authors such as Clive Barker, Brian Lumley, Frank Herbert, Bret Easton Ellis, Iain Banks and Terry Pratchett. Also one offs like A clockwork orange and brave new world.

My Blog

Piercings

Well the end of my fingers been hurting for the past few days and getting a bit swollen.  So I decided that I must have managed to get an infection in there, not been a big fan of Dr's I get a ne...
Posted by The Andychrist on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:23:00 PST

Tell me about you

1. Ever punch someone in the face?2. How old are you?3. Are you single or taken?4. Eat with your hands or utensils?5. Do you dream at night?6. Ever seen a corpse?7. Have you ever wished someone dead?8...
Posted by The Andychrist on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:43:00 PST

Big Fecking Brother

Well it's that time again when channel 4 replace there 24 four our friends showing and replace it with a bunch of imbeciles locked in a house.  Still I am prepared to admit some people love it, b...
Posted by The Andychrist on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:21:00 PST

Music

Well myspace have very kindly decided to remove the video from my profile.  The only reason I can come up with is that myspace was comprimised with a quicktime mov hack and the video on the profi...
Posted by The Andychrist on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:48:00 PST

Stress relief

Look what my slave got me to de-stress with when she's not around
Posted by The Andychrist on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

Morrisons

Arent they just fantastic they sell mincepies all year round :D
Posted by The Andychrist on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST

Obituary

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Posted by The Andychrist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Arse

The pictures aren't working, if I could be bothered I'd switch the host but I can't.   Woo hoo the pics are back and as crap as they where before.
Posted by The Andychrist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ralph Fabri 'Death and Transfiguration'

The picture below is not by me, i'm flattered that people think it is but it isn't. You can find a load more of his stuff here http://www.library.georgetown.edu/dept/speccoll/fabri...
Posted by The Andychrist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oscillation

Well Ive been in a bad mood for the last two days so I thought Id change the song on the profile to reflect it. You never know if I cheer up you may get Rolf Harris. Well as it happens I have ch...
Posted by The Andychrist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST