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Saint Tipsy Gypsy

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4First off: YES, that’s really my own foot on my profile. And, YES, you CAN use it on your profile as well, for free. About me? “Only the shallow truly know themselves.” – Oscar Wilde ... I guess what you REALLY need to know about me is that I take quizzes on the internet; they tell me who I am. Enjoy...Yes, Miz. Sherman, I (too) enjoy the finer things in life. But, I don’t need them to make me happy ;-) What is your sexual appeal?
Exotique
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeThis quiz conveniently neglects to mention WHY I'm so noticable. It's the tarzan outfit complemented by the gynormous yellow flowers in my raven hair- aparently.
Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.
You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes add crap to the html on your page top see if anyone is paying attention..
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.
Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?This video really tells a lot about the ‘real’ me...This next little gem is from my good friend, Dr. Girlfriend. We had a wonderful time in Japland together…
Free MySpace layouts & codes at My-Layout.comOkay, there's more. Sorry. This is from my dearest Gord...Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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My Interests

Vin-E, The Grape, Traveling, Tanning, Traveling to Places Where I Can Tan, Sleeping, Concerts / Music, Drinking, SCUBA Diving, Laughing, Sky Diving, Fencing, Monkeys (who doesn't love monkeys?!?), Mangos, Crowd-Surfing (with or without a crowd), Singing in the Shower ('cause it doesn't rain here), Innuendos, Cliff Diving (haven't yet, but I'll love it), Theatre/Movies, Piercing Things / Piercings in General, Leaving Open Tabs All Over Downtown San Diego, Rugby, Working Out My Sweet Guns, Italy, Tattoos (although I don't have any thus far), Accents, Fur / Products of Poaching, Too-Small Clothing, Bollywood, Peacocks,

MySpace

, Tacori, Speeding / Excessive Speeds, Crossword Puzzles in the SD Reader, My Former Nissan "Skyline of Justice", Being Airborn, Craigslist, Communism, Marsupials, Nice Beaches, Men in Tight Pants w/ Long Hair, , Removing Signage From Public Places, Crushed Ice, Petrolium (I REALLY like Petrolium), and The Ocasional Ball Game. I'm not the biggest fan of activities that aren't air conditioned, but if it could potentially cause injury to myself or others, I'm probably down for it. This video came from my dear friend, THED. While our friendship is on the rocks due to his being 'dead to me,' this video displays the touching story of how we met...

I'd like to meet:

People who love to laugh! I'm not really "looking" to meet people, only because I'm a busy chick. I'm definitely not looking for a date. I WOULD, however, like to hang out with "Vin-E." He's superhot. I like people who entertain me, cheer me up, or inspire me in some way.... but I also hang out with assholes, provided they have redeeming qualities about them (good sense of humor, great hair, etc.). OH- and strippers; I want to meet more strippers because the 600 that I know just isn't enough- thanks. AND, 'TVs Kevin Sorbo'; I'd like to meet him. You may also know him as the character Herculese…This next clip portrays my philosohy on life...So, to the best of mySpace’s knowledge, This is where my friends are…
Myspace Profile Tracker World Visitor MapAnd, this is where I’ve been (in no particular order): Kuwait, US of A, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, The United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, Turkey, Cyprus, Greece, Italy, France, England, Scotland, The Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Denmark, Belgium, India, Japan, Australia, Palau, Wake Island, S. Korea, Mexico, Canada, Malaysia, Brunei, and Guam (even though it’s not really it’s own thing). I may have left something out, but you get the gist of it. I LOVE to travel :-)

Music:

Ill Mitch is radical. Haifa Wehbe is my hero. I'm also convinced anything Prince has anything to do with will rock, also right up there is any song with Slash- it's gotta be good if Slash is near the studio.I'm also big into Clapton (AND Cream), Sublime, Nirvana, Tool, Louis Armstrong, Harrison Fjord, Massive Attack, Markus Schulz, Dinah Washington, Nadia Ali, G 'n R, Queensryche, Brendan James, Dokken, Ida Corr, G-Spott, Powerman 5000, Muse, Megan McCauley, M.I.A., Peggy Lee, Calexico, Dmitry Koldun, Tesla, The Firm, Aerosmith (not so much the recent stuff though), Yes, Hanna Pakarinen, Danijay, Def Leppard, Pepper, The Scorpions, O-Zone, P.Y.T., Pink, Akcent, Bush, Candy Coated Chaos, Marija Serifovic, FirstWaveHello...Saigon Kick, Tay Zonday, Djavan, Daft Punk, Rasmus, Hinder(cheesy, I know), Kenan Dogulu, Cheb Khaled, Gaelle, Disco (the band- & not Panic at the Disco- they're very different), The Engine Room, Katy Perry, Yahel, Serebro, Alice in Chains, RBD, Schiller, Bassboosa, Lacuna Coil, Orion, Soft Cell, DJ Encore, SMAP!, Dr. John, Yung Joc (only because I dig his voice, stop it), Cascada, Delerium, Duran Duran, Authority Zero, Global Talk, Charlie Clouser, Depeche Mode, Franz & Shape, Supertramp, Digweed, Elitsa & Stoyan, Japanese Sunday, Europe, Starship, Sarbel, Esthero, The Ten Tenors, Sugababes, Modern Talking (Man, those guys are TAN!), Bad Company, Veronica May (yes, I have a teeny crush on her), Ilham Al-Madfai, My Dad's Band......AC/DC, James Morrison, Yngwie J. Malmsteen, Kyle Van Band, Y&T, Ian Van Dahl, Polka and the Dots, ZZ Top, Shiny Toy Guns, Styx, Ocean Colour Scene, Ella Fitzgerald, The Smart Brothers, Kurt Vatland, Articolo 31, Michael Buble, Nek, Kasabian, Ashley, Cookies, I Set My Friends on Fire, Jacks of All Trade, Village People Food Trilogy, Miley Cyrus, Taraf De Haidouks, September, Phillip Crosby Jr., Merkaba Bandits, Paulina DeAnda, Goldfrapp, Mizer Max, Estrum, Guitara, Mogwai, Dope Stars Inc., Canon, Eamon, Hans Zimmer, George Acosta (now thanks to Upstairs Rob)...and a bunch of other stuff depending on my mood.

Movies:

Charlie Wilson's War (the best movie ever made), Freddy Got Fingered (2nd best movie ever made, however lacking the on-set presence of Yours Truly), Shawshank Redemption, Lord of War, Asoka, Team America: World Police, Weekend at Bernie's, Hot Rod!, Around the Bend, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, The Italian Job, Count of Monte Cristo, Oceans 11-13, The Labyrinth, Blow, Casino, As Good As It Gets, Borat, Dirty Work, Casino, Spies Like Us, Brokedown Palace, Wrong Is Right, To Wong Fu: Julie Newmar- Thanks for Everything, Lucky Number Sleven, Shaolin Soccer, Clerks, Eulogy, Swing Kids, What About Bob, Back to the Beach, The Birdcage, Omagh, Dogma, and just about anything with Will Farrel...

Television:

Pretty much anything on TV w/ Cedric Yarbrough will be a guarenteed good time......I don't have a ton of time for TV. (That and the risk of having to listen to Carlos Mencia's non-funniness makes me not want to turn on my TV at all.) But, if I do turn on the tube... it's SNL, Wild on E!, Reno: 911 (of course), South Park, Adult Swim (esp. The Boondocks & Aqua Teen Hunger Force), The Mighty Boosh (when it's actually funny it's a riot), the Chelsea Handler show (both episodes), and anything on the Travel Channel or the Science Channel (no NOT the Sci-Fi channel, that's for nerds!). I love the Science Channel's "How it's Made" - which, is (conveniently) the only thing on from like 3-6am when everyone REALLY needs to be learning how to make door knobs, pipe bombs, and parachutes...

Books:

Other than The Princess Bride?Travel Magazines - That's what I read these days as I seem to have traded in my attention span for a wonderlust.Also, I dig reading anything pertaining to Philosophy, the stranger the better."Stay Golden, Ponyboy."Oh, and I love reading fortunes from cookies. They're always right.
Your Fortune Is
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator /div

Heroes:

Other than Nora? Too many to list, but here's a few... ...Sweet fancy Moses! ...Cutest Couple EVER!

My Blog

DREAM ANALysis

Dear Internet, Gotcha, sickos! No, I'm not dreaming of 'anal' ... (not right now). Stop it. Does anyone know of any good dream analysis websites or books out there? I used to have a minor obsession w...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:00 PST

One’s Company

...Addicted to thrills, I turn away from the calmer things in life towards excitement. I have a carnal and emotional need to derive immediate gratification from things and reject as useless everything...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST

Seriously Agitated

Dear Internet,              I apologize ahead of time for the childishness of this blog... but, some things are best said simply. ..:namespace pr...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:48:00 PST

...Would you like that with Meth or to go?

Dear Internet,    So, it's noon-thirty-something and I'm walking to the coffee shop near my house, which just so happens to be be one of the crackiest corners in town. I'm waiting outside t...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:21:00 PST

...Try A LITTLE Tenderness...

Dear Internet,              I've always been blessed with amazing friends (in both high and low places). I know this because for as long as I can ...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:03:00 PST

...Back In Business...

Dear Internet,    After the usual day of gallivanting around my hood of Downtown SD being bombarded with such charming come-ons like "you vhant pedi-cab bike-taxi, is free for you!?" and "eeeh, eees t...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:58:00 PST

Todays Perv With Access To The Internet Award goes to...

Dear Internet,I know a lot of you, especially the women, get a lot of rather inappropriate messages on the Space. I generally have a good laugh and often have something witty and inappropriate to say ...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:15:00 PST

Greatest Human Being - EVER!

Dear Internet,    I was looking for some very important comment material and did a Google search for http://icanhascheezburger.com/ because it's amazing and they have things like this&Unfort...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

This just in: Hustla! is a jackass.

So, I'm not one to vent, but I was getting ready for work, answering some fanmail (only not really because I don't have actual fans, just MyStalkers)... but, I got this one message in particular from ...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

Lewd and Lascivious Loser!

Okay, so you may appreciate this, internet. I didn't, but the prospects of harassing this sicko has become oddly amusing.  Those of you who recall the mayhem of the "Mo" Lester Campaign bac...
Posted by Saint Tipsy Gypsy on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST