Rob

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white, suburbanite slob. I like football and pornos and books about war. I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife, my job my kids and my car. My feet on the table and a cuban cigar. But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested. I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense. I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are goin' insane! I use public toilets and i piss on the seat. I walk around in the summertime sayin, "how 'bout this heat." Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole.