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Julian

juliansmoller

About Me

i'm liberal

My Interests

travel, croatia, art, music, philosophy, wrestling, dancing, fashion, creative writing, literature, alcohol, girls, swimming, oceans, architecture, sometimes politics, family, europe, weird people, werid stuff, sushi, theoretical math, fruit, maps, dollar stores, rock climbing, tree climbing, dogs, arboretum, nature, sword fights, beach, chess, movies, indie films, homeless people, the color blue
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Julian Smoller
Birthday: August 5, 1987
Birthplace: Orange, CA
Current Location: UCLA
Eye Color: Seaweed blue
Hair Color: Depends...but usually brown :(
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed!
Your Heritage: Croatian - Slavic pride!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rainbows
Your Weakness: Occasional bouts of loneliness
Your Fears: Suffocation
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Found a new religion devoted to a decaying vegetable
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GOTI (Giggling on the inside... because you're not really luaghing out loud, don't lie)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish that girl was real
Your Best Physical Feature: Definitely the unibrow
Your Bedtime: Whenever I need a break from life
Your Most Missed Memory: Being part of a human pretzel
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...I was in the Coke cast for drama
MacDonalds or Burger King: They both taste like greasy shit
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the girl
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. I hear it stimulates the sexual pleasure receptors.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I actually like to eat the coffee beans straight sometimes.
Do you Smoke: Occasionally.
Do you Swear: My mind is more profane than donkey sperm, but I don't swear that often.
Do you Sing: All the time, but usually alone.
Do you Shower Daily: Nope.
Have you Been in Love: I think so.
Do you want to go to College: I'm going to UCLA.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I actually do NOT believe in myself...?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: No, becauseI don't believe in myself, remember?
Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely not, but I love salads.
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play the first four notes of Californication.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Try the past day, and the answer is "yes."
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sometimes I don't even know whether or not I'm on a date... which is probably a bad sign.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in a mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos? Is that who's sponsoring this survey? Or is it actually normal to eat a monthly box of Oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi chefs know me by name
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't know, certain girls confuse me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Absolutely. I think I'll go right now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Sweet Jesus.
Ever been called a Tease: Ugh.
Ever been Beaten up: All the time... occasionally by Arpan... usually by fat, hairy, stinky oafs.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: In space.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An extremely wealthy author. (Is that an oxymoron?)
What country would you most like to Visit: Wherever there's a jungle.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Deep
Favourite Hair Color: Spicy
Short or Long Hair: Straight
Height: Not beastly
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style: Creative
Number of Drugs I have taken: Me? I don't know, nothing that bad.
Number of CDs I own: 6 GB and growing
Number of Piercings: Don't have any, too expensive.
Number of Tattoos: Don't have any, too...permanent.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Infinite...but really none.

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Music:

acoustic guitar, foreign music, some indie, hip hop, rap even, anything else thats good

Movies:

brazil, fight club, zoolander, shining, clockwork orange, million dollar baby, american history x, blow, ferris beuler's day off, monty python and the holy grail, eat drink man woman, shall we dance (asian version), ong bahk

Television:

i don't really watch it that often, but seinfeld, family guy, and nip/tuck are very good

Books:

zen and the art, death of a salesman, tortilla flat, norton reader

My Blog

Gay

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong 01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 02) Gay marriage will encourage peopl...
Posted by Julian on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST

Sex Statistics

i stole this from sandee's myspace....just thought it was interestingThere are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s. You wouldn't know it from watching Sex and the City, but m...
Posted by Julian on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:35:00 PST

Xanga

Fuk Xanga.
Posted by Julian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST