Joey Ratone profile picture

Joey Ratone

The World is my Sewer

About Me

I am a large over grown ratone.. I have big pearly white teeth.. I am very popular with the ladies and the guys as well.. Yes I am a rat.. Don't send me stupid emails asking me if i'm a rat.. What you've never seen a large inteligent rat before?? Then you obvisously haven't been to the east coast.. We F@%k like bunnies out there and are all over.. The east coast is our vegas.. What happen there stays there.. I like homo sapiens better then my own kind though.. less hair... in most cases.. But for the most part they smell better... nothing worst then making love to your partner and all you can smell is somebodies dinner from 3 days ago.. trust me... It stinks and is not flattering.. Right now i'm in cali.. but i go all over.. I'm going to post pics of my trips and parties for all you to see on this myspace site.. By the way i'm easy and i'll be your friend anytime you need me..See I'm naked... I might be small but my fur drives the ladies crazy...Yeah Mickey and I go way back..
Your Pimp Name Is...
Professor Trickz What's Your Pimp Name?

My Interests

Hanging out in public areas.. Eating.. smoking.. Meeting people.. Getting my groove on.. You know the finer things in life..Hanging outside of the new mexican diner in the mall...

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE INCLUDING YOUR MOTHER... or teagan pressly But someone i definetly don't want to meet is this man!!! Rodent lover my ass!!! Or should i say his ass!!!

Music:

I like all kinds of music.. i'm pretty much an icon myself in the music buisness.. I've had a lot of people right songs about me.. For instance.. "Brown Eyed Rat".. "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Rat" "Rat out of hell" "Who Let The Rat Out" This list goes on and on.. Check back from time to time and I'll keep you updated.. maybe i'll put up one of the music videos i was in..This is me hanging with a band while they were setting up..

Movies:

I'm on top of the world bitches!!!! i think i could see my house from here!! Hey.. i needed a ride..

Television:

I couldn't help it.. i could smell that rice bowl from a mile away so i came out of my hiding spot in the bushes...This is a Rat Hater remember her!!! Remember her arm and that back.. When you see her.. Just think.. That rat Hater!!! She didn't hold joey for a ride up the escalator.. Man She does have a nice back though,, i would have taken a piggy back ride..

Heroes:

Splinter from "T.M.N.T." I mean gosh.. how did he get so good at Karate.. And he's got 4 turtles at his Beck and call.. Gosh..

My Blog

ME

I am the champion... I am dead sexy... you will love me cause i'm a big ratone... you are my friends... now spread the word of me... And i shall forgive all your sins againist mankind..
Posted by Joey Ratone on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:08:00 PST