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I'm an overweight war vet who is a virgin and looking for some love. I weigh about 400 pounds naked and 420 holding two 10 pound weights. People tell me that I look like Brad Pitt from a mile away. I like to spend my free time thinking of creative ways to wipe my butt. I am what you might call a man's man. I'm fluid in mime. I went to the Fecal Arts remedial Training school a.k.a. FART. Fecal art is like art except it doesn't require any talent or skill. It's actually referred to as Moek Yuck Tak Tak which is indian for dances with wolves. I was told that by a gay drunk indian. I guess it makes sense when you're high on peyote. I miss 4th grade. My ultimate dream is to one day own a dinosaur. I know I can do this because my mom use to always tell me " I'm not your mom and what have you done with my dog". Some amazing words from an amazing lady. I want a woman who will love me for me and not for the billions that i stand to inherit when my dad (the monoply man) and my mom (oprah winfrey) die. She also needs to have large boobs but they have to be smaller than mine. I know ladys all this and I'm filthy rich too. Hit me up on the rotary phone.