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Abraham Lincoln

the original abrahamian magilicutti, bitches...

About Me

I am the spawn of satan. the meanest kitty on the block. I have a weak spot for jezabelle, the love of my life... but I like to play the field... nobody intimidates me.

My Interests

Biting people, Biting cats, biting small dogs, Biting big dogs, Licking myself, Eating Candy corn, thats right bitch I eat candy corn and almonds, I dont know why im wierd but if you make fun of me I will unleash holly hell on you.

I'd like to meet:

any of the L.A. hotties out there.or a nice studded flip flop to destroy.

Music:

Faster Pussycat, Kittie, Pussycat Dolls

Movies:

the Devil's Rejects, 7even, The Cats Eye, The Devils Advocate, Legend, Satans Little Helper, Santa Claws, The HBO Series "CatHouse", Fear - remember when Marky Mark stuck the dead dogs face through the doggy door lol that shit was great. Death to dogs.

Television:

Sabrina the teenage witch, i mean come on she has a talking black cat in her show, Inspector Gadget because Dr.Claw was always petting his cat although sometimes it looked like he was going to hit it but he never did.

Books:

The Davinci Code, the Necronomicon, The Satanic Bible after all i am the spawn of Satan

Heroes:

Satan, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Anton Lavey and anybody else satanic. Oh yeah my daddy Brent and my Mommy Jaesa, They arent satanic but they love me anyway. I also love who ever invented the electric cat waterbowl. That shit is amazing although i lick my water from the fountain not the pool.