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About Me

neil, neil, orange peel.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/24/2005
Band Website: this one
Band Members:

Influences: 1. Bill Hicks 2. Ronnie Barker 2.5 Bill Bailey 2.75 Doug Stanhope 2.987 Morecambe and Wise 2.99845 The nature of comedy??? 2.99987 Wes/frank/Dan mitchell(mentor)....the cardiff guys. 3. Newport 4. The bus station 5. Friends 6. Working for the last five years in the service industry. 7. Taking time out of my day to complete and sufficient toilet always influences me.
Sounds Like: chav's fighting crossed with a bin being thrown out of a plane landing in a quagmire (always wanted to use that word)
Type of Label: None

My Blog

She said what? You did what? It smelt like WHAT?

exams almost over.........yay! but i broke my vento, BOO! its all purple and smells bad with bits hanging off. I (neil) dercree that it will be fixed in time for me to go on holiday. [TRUST/SAFE/BELIE...
Posted by Neil on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:49:00 PST

opin yons

96 views of my profile HAS to be faked, i think myspace just increase the number every couple of weeks to keep you interested......immoral fucks.
Posted by Neil on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST

http://www.dougstanhope.com/prank_holiday_inn.html

use the title as a link its classic, but v.offensive. safe.
Posted by Neil on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:25:00 PST

tick tick tick

Always impressed by the passage of time, completely regardless of the fact that its leading towards everyones death! beware! your sat on the sofa thinking brilliant neighbours is on in half an hour, y...
Posted by Neil on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:16:00 PST

well, idealist or no.

For the love of all things holy and sqaure speak to me, do not bother with this trail of shite.
Posted by Neil on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST