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Johnny

About Me

They asked me to describe myself in a brief paragraph. . .so. . . "WHAT AM I DOING IN A BRIEF PARAGRAPH!? SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME OUT. PLEASE!?"

My Interests

Come on. . .defending my faith from. . .no wait. . .I can do better, less dramatic, and less false. . .interests include. . .ummm. . .something to do with sex, in an attempt to appear worldly. . .no, that's not it. . .how about. . . stream of consciousness . . . perhaps typing as I think, ellipses. . .yes. . .it's true, if not sad. Rachel too. . .she's interesting no matter what she says.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the sort of people who think the internet is boring, yet spend a lot of time here. GO OUTSIDE. SAVE YOURSELVES.

Music:

Music is so great. Music rocks, ennobles the human spirit, and challenges conventions. I won't get too specific, because I get the feeling that

Movies:

Movies are boring, unless they're Kill Bill or otherwise awesome. Like Casablanca.

Television:

Television is a waste of time. Except for Jerry Springer, Cops, the Simpsons and anything on Court TV that isn't "Celebrity Justice".

Books:

My favorite book is "Of Human Bondage" by Maugham. . .and no, it's not about what you think it's about.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, my mama, the Justice League of America and the fat guy from the Eurythmics.