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P!

I am here for Friends

About Me

Selfish and self centered. What I lack in charm I make up for with sarcasm.

My Interests

I am only interested in you and your happiness.

I'd like to meet:

London Broil, Filet, Roasts. I like most meat. And a baked potato. Garlic smashed too. Meat and potatos. And chicken. Meat, potatos and chicken. And pizza. Meat. Potatos. Chicken. Pizza. and Cheese Sticks. You get the idea.

Music:

Music begins and ends with Lawrence Welk.

Movies:

Anything with subtitles in my native tongue, Swahili.

Television:

Television died for me when they took off Highway to Heaven.

Books:

I can't read or write, but I can type. Go figure.

Heroes:

Hero's will only let you down. Just like me!

My Blog

Phone solicitation

So the Diabetes people called a bit ago. I let the lady finish her shpeil and then I told her I would contribute money if they would infect people with diabetes so they die. She repeated what I said b...
Posted by P! on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:27:00 PST

Fucking churchies

I live right next door to a church, and I hate the people who go there. I hate their God too, but they have nothing to do with that, that's my own thing. They think nothing of parking right in front o...
Posted by P! on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

Myspace Sucks

Been on Myspace for a few years. Mostly it's just silly, but lately it has started to suck with a capital SUCK. It's become a slow, buggy, virus infected shithole. Here's what's going to happen:...
Posted by P! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:37:00 PST

Brooke Hogan: Is she a man?

OK. So the Hogan family, lead by patriarch Terry (Hulk), are idiots.You only need to see about 30 seconds of their show to come to that conclusion. Hulk Hogan himself seems to be the wisest one o...
Posted by P! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST

Shopping Carts and the Damage Done

I do not post here enough and I am trying to start. I have too much hate and vitrol to just walk around with it. So a small rant: Put your fucking carts back, people. There are plenty of cart corrals ...
Posted by P! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST