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Rachael ;)

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About Me

"Captain Smeltz; bringing you awesome since 1990." Why don't you Message Me Add me Or just be nosey like me. My Name is Rachael Smeltzer. Yes; Smeltzer. I am student s6765 at Winstanley college, and I live in St. Helens, which is really only famous for two things. Glass and Johnny Vegas.'Nuff said. I would say I am a typical 17 year old girl, but I do have a strong dislike of political correctness, the sound of people eating, people singing with accents and Dr Who. Seriously what's the big deal - at least watch the bloody original! Oh, and not to mention Bob Geldof. Bleurgh.I have quite a crude sense of humour so anything poo, sex or disease related will probably make me chuckle. I'd say I'm pretty lucky, and I like my life. The only problem is my eyesight is worsening at an alarming rate and I can't break my habit of bitchiness. Hell, I've probably even bitched about you! Oh well, what people don't know can't hurt 'em eh? ;) After college I hope to read (get me and my toff lingo) History at the University of Liverpool and I can't bloody wait :) My boyfriend is well good, I don't think I've been this crazy about someone since my Steps obsession c1999. He's my bestfriend and he means the absoloute world to me, and as clichéd as it sounds I'm pretty certain nothing could really change that either, unless he turned gay or something. That would pretty much put a spanner in the works. I JUST LOVE MY SEXY MOSHER! And now I'm gonna be a big gay and put the date we got together 4/10/06 I love love LOVE him!I don't know why he gets a longer about me than me, but whatev. I have Facebook and You Go Further uni thing.ADD ME! I loved this place baybee!

My Interests

I like history, complaining and face masks.Yeyer!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I tend to only like a few songs by a band really, but the bands I do really like are; The Smiths, The Smashing Pumpkins, Lostprophets, RHCP and No Doubt.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Kill Bill, The Warriors, and Borat.

Television:

All of the 'Next Top Models', Desperate housewives, Scrubs, Friends, Hollyoaks, The History Channel and any kind of body shock style documentary.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Nineteen Eighty Four, Wild Swans, The Bell Jar, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Great Gastby, The Wasp Factory and Wuthering Heights.
Games WiiMario GalaxyMario KartWarioWare Smooth MovesResident Evil: Umbrella ChroniclesWii Sports obvz.DSYoshi's IslandMy SimsRayman 2 Raving RabbidsSuper Mario Bros.Big Brain Academy

Heroes:

My well 'ard dog; he has fat eyebrows.

My Blog

KKK ON Jerry Springer Video

It took me ages to find this for some reasonbut watch it manzbloody hilarious!KKK on Jerry Springer...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:39:00 PST

@ town with Helen!

[:just cos helens a mad head and should come out moreproper loved our porn convos...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST

S'me innit

http://www.youtube.com/v/rg-0fM5tYBo
Posted by Rachael ;) on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST

Soz cos you won't find these videos funny at all

This is the investigation of when the freaky man was watching us behind a tree The Mission - Episode 1 The Mission - Episode 2 The Mission - Episode 3 The Mission - Episode 4:The Aftermath These are t...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST

BBQ!

Obviously two years of GCSE Food Technology paid off with that sausage Gemmas skill of balancing sausages on buns... What a pointless blog.  ...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:01:00 PST

Jamies "party"

Not drunk Again not drunk Or here... Or here! How does Helen manage to look worse than any of us, despite the fact she had nothing to drink? She can look nice sometimes Me and the Gemma! Big fr...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:43:00 PST

Haigh Hall!

Me and Jamie...I am literally in one picture Jamie the monster Jamie... Frisbee Intense reading   I clearly have great camera skills Yet more educational reading ...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:07:00 PST

The Sleepover

The infamous half a cow pizza; best pizza ever. Being over protective of the half a cow pizza. Note the lego toothbrush Collapsing after the consumption of the entire half a cow pizza That was Pete...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:37:00 PST

Ew + Why = Last nights dream

Last nightI had a dreamObv.But t'was no ordinary dreamIt involved toiletsAnd poo.I dreamt that, one day the toilet stankSo I thought I'd clean it.God knows WHYBut I right clicked on the seat (?)And ch...
Posted by Rachael ;) on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:40:00 PST