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About Me

What about me? What do you want to know? Basically you can ask me and I'll be pretty straight forward with you!! I'm an open person, so ask away!!
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You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
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What animal would best suit your personality?
A DOG.
You are one of the best friends that someone could ever ask for. A very loyal, compassionate person who is always there for close friends and family members who are in a tough time. You are someone who can be counted on time and time again and never let small grudges get in the way of a good friendship. But unfortunately, you are very dependant, and every now and then someone will take advantage of your loyalty, and it is most often not until you end up hurt that you realised your foolishness.

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My Interests

Hmmm....let's see....I love collecting Dragons, I love collecting certain movie memorablia, My daughter is my ..1 interest, and then of course my wonderful boyfriend Adam!! My friends rock my socks, especially the ones that live on the other side of the ocean, hello Andy, Kevin, Jonathan, Thomas, Naphtali, Ann-Hild, and Martin! (along with a few others, I wonder if they see this?). I'm into so much I don't even know what to write down....funny....I think this might be the first time I am at a loss for words!!
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone, I love making new friends!!
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Which Tim Burton character are you?
Edward Scissorhands
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Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama.
Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time...
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test. Personality tests by similarminds.com

Music:

I have a crazy selection of music, but I must admit I do not own any country and western (I do have a Johnny Cash cd though). I don't think I have any hip hop or R&B, but I can tolerate it. I go from the extremes of Death Metal all the way to Jazz/Blues! It's like number one on my list of things I love to talk about and do.
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Movies:

THE CROW!!! Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Batman, Batman Returns (basically anything by Tim Burton)! I love Dick Tracy, Interview with a Vampire....and so on

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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Baby
This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.

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Television:

I got a TV and I watch it occasionally, but in my opinion TV makes you stupid!! So I try to fill my time with going and doing things that are fun!!See what Care Bear you are.
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Books:

I love Horror books, Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit.....but actually I'm not much for reading!!!

Heroes:

My Dad and my Grandpa (GP) if I could be like anyone...they'd be it (of course the female version). My Dad is awesome and I wish I could have the strength and faith he has everyday! My Grandpa is just as awesome because to know what he's gone through and done for his family through the years is an inspiration to me. I wish I could also have the strength that my Grandpa portrays!Music wise there is: Freddy Mercury, Johnny Cash, Maynard, George Harrison, Tina Dico (thank you Andy), Beethoven, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, I think that about sums it up!

My Blog

Confession

Perhaps it was all in my head. I thought to deep into what you were saying to me. The yearning was only fiction, I'm a fool. Wanting desperately to reach out and touch you, how it ma...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:00:00 PST

Just when I thought I escaped.....

So, I just found out that my life is gonna involve a tons more stress again. I thought that quitting the chiropractic work environment and getting away from people who think they're smart...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST

GUITAR HERO BITCHES

So....because of my 11 year old nephew showing me how cool it is to be a "GUITAR HERO". I got so hooked on the game I went out and bought it. Never did I realize that this game for PS2 would be ...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:31:00 PST

Parting of Best Friends

Thinking back to the days, We had fun in so many ways. We were strong, And nothing could go wrong. I thought we would never part, But I was wrong right from the start. Times change, Things become str...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

Cleansing

In the shower, Trying to wash you away. I scrub until my skin begins to bleed, Trying to lose all knowledge of your existence. The tears keep falling, And it's your name I keep calling. I'm trying to ...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:35:00 PST

Bleeding Spirit

This gut wrenching pain is enough, This heartache is enough, If I died tonight I would be a happier fool. Such great agony has overtaken my life And every night I scream in my head hoping Perhaps God ...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:19:00 PST

Hurting

My screams of broken words fall on your deaf ears and I'm alone thinking of all the promises you made that are thrown aside. Lies are all that is left of something that could have been so much ...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:49:00 PST

Your Pain

I would crucify you if I could with daggers of lies you pierced my soul with. Turn your eyes upwards and scream to the heavens for mercy to be bestowed upon your empty soul, but I know your cries wi...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:32:00 PST

Again it comes

Again it comes to the moment that I dread. The moment you walk away; the moment that takes you away from my arms. I try desperately not to let you see the misery that I fall into every tim...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:30:00 PST

Hello Again

Hello again, seems like forever. I wondered when I'd see you again. Should have known that you hadn't gone far, you never go very far. So here I am again, just like I always am alone and d...
Posted by Saltine cracker, there is no ritz about this bitch on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:10:00 PST