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Melissa

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Seriously. WTF Am I Watching!?

Ok, so I can't sleep. So I decide that along with eating 3/4 of a bag of Doritos, that I'm gonna see what's on TV. Sadly to say, not much. Until I get to some random Home Shopping channel. I shit you ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:30:00 GMT

How Could You

How Could You?A man in Grand Rapids, Michigan took out a full page ad in the paper to present the following essay to the people of a Michigan community. It really touched my heart and I hope it will y...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:48:00 GMT

Oh, God. Just Shoot Me.

Ok, so this whole being sick thing has gotten WAY old.  It can go away any time now!!!  I think I would almost rather have the horrible stomach demon that I did on Monday, than this awful cl...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:46:00 GMT

Just A Dog

"Just A Dog" From time to time, people tell me,"lighten up, it's just a dog,"or, "that's a lot of money for just a dog."They don't understand the distance traveled,the time spent, or the costs involv...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:44:00 GMT

Friend Requests

So, I can't tell you how many times a week I get friend request from guys I don't know (girls, too).  Now obviously, if I know who you are to begin with, I'm going to accept you.  Unless of course I d...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:44:00 GMT

This Profile is Set to Private

So, I just wanted to discuss something that bugs the shit out of me.  All these people that have their profiles set to "Private"  I love how people hide behind.  All you fake fucks that...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:23:00 GMT

Music on my page............

So I have been asked many times, why it is that I can't seem to leave a song on my page for more than a day or two. Now come on.....sometimes they make it a week or two! I will explain though. Firs...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:04:00 GMT

I could never do this guys job. And I'm sorry he has to.

I put dogs in the gas chamber. Yes, I Gas Dogs and Cats for a Living. I'm an Animal Control officer in a very small town in central North Carolina. I'm in my mid thirties, and have been working for th...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:39:00 GMT

I have no life, so here is more usless info about me!

The MySpace About Me Survey-= Tell Us About Yourself =-Name:Melissa AnneBirthday:2-17-78How old do you act:Depends on the day, and who I..'m withZodiac Sign:AquariusCurrent location:My friends Kevins ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:35:00 GMT

And now it's time for Useless Facts!

AS SMART AS YOU ARE... I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALL OF THIS !! The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT