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Joan Jett's bastard child

Feed me, Seymour!

About Me

Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice...but thats not my name. So lets keep this plain and simple, I'm a rocker dyke. I'm down with the puss and I play guitar. Any questions? I didn't think so.

My Interests

Rock and or Roll, Music, playing music, leather, women in leather, Art, equestrian sports, horse racing, morbid cartoons, cult movies, horror movies, movies in general, bad science fiction books/tv shows, guitars and those who play them, animals

I'd like to meet:

Any guys or gals who really want to rock out with their cock out. I'm always looking for new buds to hang out with and swap stories with, and Joan Jett because Joan Jett is awesome.

Music:

Pretty broad range and in no particular order: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Runaways, LeTigre, Bikini Kill, L7, Leadbelly, Louis Armstrong, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, The Beatles, The Jimi Hendrix Experiance, The Doors, Metallica (back when they were good)The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, The Kinks, Bessie Smith , Rammstein, Melissa Etheridge, Patti Smith, Billie Holiday, Souxsie and the Banshees, The Sex Pistols, Guns and Roses, John Lennon (Plastic Ono Band), The Eurythimics, Oingo Boingo, Celtic music, The Chieftans, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Led Zepplin, Nirvana, Lita Ford, Sonic Youth, Ella Fitzgerald, Finntroll, Queen, Blondie, The Ramones, The Pixies, The Distillers, The Gits, Evil Stig, The Clash, Cream, Eric Clapton, Gate 18, The Grateful Dead, Black Sabbath, Queen, Free Kitten, The New York Dolls, The Dresden Dolls, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Smunch, AC/DC, and many others....

Movies:

I've seen too far too many movies to list all my favs but here are a few: Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Young Frankenstein, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Bound, Alien, Aliens, Alien Resurrection, The Last Man on Earth, Silence of the Lambs, The Bride of Frankenstein, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Bubba Ho-Tep, Team America, Light of Day, The African Queen, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Day of the Triffids, Mr. Magoos Christmas Carol, Best in Show, The Story of Ricky, The Bad News Bears, Sunset Boulevard, Lord of the Rings, Kissing Jessica Stien, Edgeplay A Film About the Runaways, Day of the Dead (original), Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Sisters of Death, The Thing, Battle Royal, Bringing Up Baby, History of the World Part 1, Army of Darkness, South Park, Don Hertzfeldt's animated shorts

Television:

Xena Warrior Princess, The Simpsons, The X-Files, Family Guy, Futurama, Seinfeld, Hercules, Jack of All Trades, I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Arrested Development, the L Word, The Odd Couple

Books:

Godspeed, Paradise Lost, A Wrinkle in Time, Carrie, The Shining, IT, The Mists of Avalon, The Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, Crime and Punishment, Good Omens, The Devil's Dictionary, Neon Angel, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor

Heroes:

Joan JettJanis JoplinGroucho MarxJohn LennonLucille BallEddie Izzard and John CleeseSam RaimiBruce Campbell

My Blog

Patsy Cline

So I've been on a Patsy Cline fix lately. I cant get enough of her music. Usually country-type music isnt my thing but holy shit what a voice. And I dunno maybe I'm just weird but I thought this was t...
Posted by Joan Jett's bastard child on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

-sigh-

So I have a myspace blog, I never use it so I'm gonna give it a shot. Most of the people I know are on myspace instead anyway...you filthy conformists! I mean....well....so am I....shut up. So anyway ...
Posted by Joan Jett's bastard child on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

Ha! I prolly shouldn't laugh at this

Best thing I've heard all day: Kathleen: "You wanna hear something weird? My uncle who lived in Guatemala died from a snake bite and they found his body, like, six days later. He was out surveying ...
Posted by Joan Jett's bastard child on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

heh fun

What is your Anti-Drug? ...
Posted by Joan Jett's bastard child on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mmmmm leather

- So yes, today was good. I was wearing far too much leather than anyone in their right mind should. It wasn't planned, it just sorta happened. But I must say: "just the feel of it on my flesh, makes ...
Posted by Joan Jett's bastard child on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Religious Homophobia

Allright, its one thing to be uncomfortable with homosexuality, lots of people are. That is something I have accepted as a fact and a part of what I have to deal with. However, I cannot and will not t...
Posted by Joan Jett's bastard child on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I live in a giant bucket

So yes, I have yet another Blog. I think there are about 5 floating around on the web. Hopefully this one won't join the other 2 dead ones.
Posted by Joan Jett's bastard child on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST