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Kitty

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About Me

My Interests

I enjoy.... pretty much... everything? Turkey, steak, muffin, and fish (none of these are actually food-related); bellydancing; clubbing; raving; drinking; meeting new people; laughing at stupid people; MMA; politics; religion; window shopping; text mssging (I'm a fiend!); Frosted Mini-Wheats; hot boys; hot girls; practicing emoticon-fu; making my friends laugh so hard that Dr. Pepper comes soaring out of their nostrils; trying new things; exploring new places; getting lost on hiking trails and in my car; flirting; teasing; biting; scratching; playing with my kitty; cooking for people I love; poisoning people I hate (j/k); being happy.. and most of all.. I just enjoy life. :]Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

I'd like to meet:

SAF lookin to be dominated by a virile young man with a really big... kabar. You'd enjoy long moonless walks on the beach during high tide. Must be able to lift average sized corpse and have ready supply of garbage bags, rope, and heavy weights. Bonus points if you posess the skills for sentry removal and/or grenade disarming. Call me!

Music:

Anything!! But as for artists... In no particular order: Bush, Sarah McLachlan, Velvet Revolver, (some) Sevendust, BeeGees, The Devlins, RHCP, Tracy Chapman, 112, PJ Harvey, PVD, The Ramones, Antique, Artful Dodger, Craig Armstrong, Static X, Dido, MJ Cole, OutKast, The Doors, Genuwine, Craig David, Nelly, INXS, Orgy, Ludacris, KoRn, Counting Crows, Aerosmith, Barenaked Ladies, Godsmack, Utada Hikaru, Fall Out Boy, Placebo, French Affair, Helene Segara, Massive Attack, Basement Jaxx, BT, Disturbed, Incubus, Amel Larrieux, Horrorpops, Buckcherry, Mendohlsson, Orbital, ATB, Jenifer, Dirty Vegas, Madonna, Sean Paul, Goldfrapp, Iio, Josh Groban, Stone Temple Pilots, Daft Punk, The Alpha Conspiracy, Live, Death Cab for Cutie, Enigma, Andain (Gabriel & Dresden), Sublime, 311, Social Distortion, Rolling Stones, Primus, Marilyn Manson, Collective Soul, Depeche Mode, Nirvana, Branden Daniel & Everybody Gets Laid. I dunno. WAY too many to name. I'm very eclectic.

Movies:

I like movies that are totally entertaining or ones that make you think, subtlely, without being retardedly pretentious about it... Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Deja Vu, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, LOTR, The Horseman on the Roof, Star Wars, Le Pacte de Loupes, Love & Sex, Kung Fu Hustel, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, The Last Kiss, Boondock Saints, A Knight's Tale, Amelie, Besieged, Trainspotting, The End of The Affair, Tombstone, Sabrina, Best In Show, Ocean's 11, Unfaithful, Closer, Love Actually, Harry Potter movies, Matchpoint, anything with Sean Bean because I adore him...

Television:

Hardball, UFC, Realtime with Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Rome, Deadwood, In Treatment, John Adams..(I like HBO-can you tell?), The West Wing, SportsNight, The Shield... Oh, and I hate reality shows. All of them. And the dumb competition shows. I have to leave the room if someone is watching American Idol. Moreover, I cannot stand Oprah or Dr. Phil or any of those ghetto court or talk shows. YUCK YUCK!

Books:

...EVERYTHING I can get my hands on.

My Blog

Fade to Black

John Edwards is dropping out of the presidential race today. His was the only plan for healthcare that really made sense. I liked his take on greedy corporate America. I liked his exit ...
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:19:00 PST

Creepiness

Signs that your friend has feelings for you: - Claims to like the band that you like.- Will only see said band on nights you specifically invite him.- Doesn't know who the drummer is.- Gazes at you in...
Posted by Kitty on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

Big hairy cojones

It's incredible the audacity that some people have.  MySpace is well known for weirdos; normal people, but the weirdos seem to come in droves.  Any chick who is decent looking at all will ge...
Posted by Kitty on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:50:00 PST

MySpace mysteries!

Does anyone notice weird fluctuations with their MySpace friends count?  One day I log in and I see 111 friends.. the following day it reads 109.. a week after that it is 114.  Today I log i...
Posted by Kitty on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:00:00 PST

Relationship Equivalency Exam

haha.. for both men and women :) Relationship Equivalency Exam for Men 1. English: What does it mean when you say, "I'll call you?"2. Math: How many women can you have sex with and still be monogamous...
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST

Pet peeves

I FUCKING HATE INSECURITY. I can't stand it.  It is one of my biggest pet peeves. 1. Ignorance2. Insecurity  3. Stupidity I am so irritated right now, I'm experiencing heartburn.Sooner or la...
Posted by Kitty on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:52:00 PST

Wooha!

My phone is up and running now, bitches. I had a fight with various customer service representatives at Cingular this morning and I kind of feel like gouging my eyes out with my RAZR. Sorry I was away...
Posted by Kitty on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:13:00 PST

WTF?

Would somebody please tell me what the fuck FEITGA means??? It's been posted on my little boardy thing, like, three times now.  ...
Posted by Kitty on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:35:00 PST

I <3 Washington State

(Stolen from Sherri.. hilarious!)You know you're from Washington if... You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Enumclaw and Issaquah.You see a person carrying an umbrella and know they must be a t...
Posted by Kitty on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

Once more, with feeling...

No, my sentiments haven't changed.  My resolution is stronger. I am sick of relationships.  I am sick of ex-relationships. I am sick of potential relationships.Oh, and I'm also sick of OTHER...
Posted by Kitty on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:37:00 PST