YOU WILL INEVITABLY DELETE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST. |
And it will probably be over something I did when I was drunk. Because it happens a lot.
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 14:48:00 GMT |
Mall Santas |
Anyone that willingly lets random children sit on their laps, whisper in their ears, and then offers them candy is a pedophile in my book.
"You want to have a taste of Santa's candy cane, little boy?...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:13:00 GMT |
Bus Stop |
So the other night, I was standing at the bus stop downtown when an old crackhead woman walked up to me and tried to grab my crotch. I had a bit of a freakout, told her to get the hell away from me, a...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:38:00 GMT |
On the subject of septum piercings |
seriously kids, get fucking original. it seems like everyone's going: "oooh, that guy to my left has a septum piercing, i should get one too!" well i got news for you, i'm tired of seeing it, you tren...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:05:00 GMT |
i'm so ghetto. |
I just found an article about my hometown (Glacier, WA) on wikipedia, and here is what it has to say:"Based on a per capita income, Glacier ranks 522nd (last) of 522 areas in the state of Washington. ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:06:00 GMT |
my feet are itchy. |
someone told me to pee on them, but that didn't help. any ideas?
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:14:00 GMT |
FREEDOM! |
today is my first day off in over a month and a half. last day i got off was the murder city devils show at the capitol hill block party (yeah fuckin really). i need a raise.
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:26:00 GMT |
Idle Hands |
soooo....i woke up this morning, and when i went to take a whiz i noticed something strange.... MY HANDS WERE COVERED IN BLOOD. what was even stranger was the fact that there was no blood on my face, ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:52:00 GMT |
Reasons Project |
yesterday, the university of washington paid me 135 dollarinis to get drunk and watch pornography in the name of science. then they made me stay and watch "parenthood" and eat pizza pockets until i wa...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 14:50:00 GMT |
Hair Election |
shaved head or pomp? you choose. majority wins.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 22:17:00 GMT |
