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Churchie LeFemme

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the Preside

About Me

I used to live in California, but now I live in Arizona. Cool story, huh? I have a lot of stories like that. Like the time I used to live in Arizona but then moved to California. And, this one time, I used to live in California, but I moved to Arizona. Good one, right?

My name is Billy, but I don't really mind if you call me something else if you find it to be clever or endearing. People have called me all sorts of different names like Bill and Bill-E.

I like trying to find humor in life. Sometimes, it can be hard, and sometimes it can be downright inappropriate, but there's nothing I'd rather do than laugh. The people I've chosen to be my closest companions in life are people who've consistently made me smile throughout the day.



And people say that I look like Schmendrick from The Last Unicorn.

My Interests

Filmmaking, writing, editing, cinematography, black and white photgraphy, sketching, reading, cooking, bathing. All of those things are secondary whilst I train and prepare for the zombie attack that will devastate society.

I'd like to meet:



Amelie.... Bruce Campbell, Mark McKinney, David Foley, Phillip Glass, Frankenstein's Monster, Errol Morris, Martin Scorsese, Jean-Luc Godard, Ivan Reitman, Joel and Ethan Coen, George A. Romero, Tim Burton, Vincent Price, Oscar the Grouch, Francis Ford Coppola, Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, Jim Jarmusch, Terry Gilliam, Johnny Depp, Ingrid Bergman, Sergi Eisenstein, Fritz Lang, Chuck Palahniuk, David Fincher, James Cameron, Spike Jonze, Michele Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, David O. Russell.

Music:

Elliott Smith, Tom Waits, Dear Boss, The Vision of a Dying World, Chris Corwin, Asleep in the Sea, The Jackson 5, Can, Bauhaus, Bjork, Cream, T. Rex, Pedro the Lion, Heatmiser, Arial Pink, Devotchka, Depeche Mode, Modest Mouse, Man Man, Frog Eyes, Waylon Jennings, Phillip Glass, Harry Partch, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cyndi Lauper, Air, The Sparks, The Talking Heads, Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids, Badly Drawn Boy, Handsome Boy Modeling School, The White Stripes, Tom Petty, The Traveling Wilburies, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Stray Cats, Melanie Sakfa, The Cure, Joy Division, Diamanda Galas, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, Echo and the Bunnymen, Queen, David Bowie, Lou Reed/The Velvet Underground, The Pixies, Radiohead, Belle & Sebastian, The Beatles, The Kinks, Arthur Brown, Johnny Cash, Molotov, Plastilina Mosh, Herman's Hermits, Jimi Hendrix, Mr. Bungle, JJ Cale, Beck, Electric Light Orchestra, The London Suede, Bob Marley & The Wailers, The Doors, Xiu Xiu, Sublime, Ice Cube, Tupac, Wu-Tang Clan, Robert Johnson, Placebo, The Shins, Billy Childish, Devendra Banhart, Jethro Tull, Johanna Newsom, Cocorosie, Led Zeppelin, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, Alf Clausen, Ennio Morricone, Taco, The Dresden Dolls, Ween, Sondre Lerche, The Hives, Morrissey, The Smiths, Nick Drake, The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, Aphex Twin, Roy Orbison, Donovan, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Prince, Wagner

Movies:

28 Days Later, The City of Lost Children, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, The Spirit of the Beehive, Das Experiment, Citizen Kane, Touch of Evil, The Seventh Seal, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Captain Kronos, Cronos, The Devil's Backbone, Pan's Labyrinth, The Evil Dead Series, Oldschool Star Wars: A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Thin Blue Line, The Fog of War, Koyaanisqatsi, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Monsters Inc., 12 Monkeys, Brazil, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 12 Angry Men, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Ichi the Killer, Lone Star, The Brother from Another Planet, Piranha, Dementia 13, Little Shop of Horrors, The Shining, The Killing, Straw Dogs, The Wild Bunch, Bring me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, A Taste of Cherry, Bad Moon, In the Company of Wolves, An American Werewolf in London, Dog Soldiers, The Howling, Gremlins, The Guns of the Navarone, Million Dollar Baby, Midnight in the Garden of the Good and Evil, Play Misty for me, White Hunter Black Heart, The Unforgiven, The Saddest Music in the World, Angel Heart, The Commitments, Suspiria, Inferno, Nightmare on Elm Street, Martin, Blood Simple, Fargo, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Bad Santa, Old School, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, Jack the Ripper, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, The Wicker Man, Word Wars, Spell Bound, Mad Dog and Glory, Slacker, Waking Life, Ed Wood, Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Lost in La Mancha, The Toxic Avenger, Cannibal! The Musical, Orgazmo, Tromeo and Juliet, Surf Nazis Must Die, Hard Rock Zombies, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare Before Christmas, House of Wax, Dances with Wolves, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Foxy Brown, Shaft, Gridlock'd, Duel to the Death, Chinese Super Ninja, Ninja Death, American Beauty, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Metropolis, M, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Crow, Dark City, Spanking the Monkey, Flirting with Disaster, Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation., Human Nature, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Apocalypse Now, Aliens, Predator, Tombstone, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, After Hours, Kafka, The Trial, Full Frontal, Traffic, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, American Movie, The Virgin Suicides, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tennenabums, The Life Aquatic, Deliverance, Usual Suspects, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, Jacob's Ladder, Grass, Bowling for Columbine, Ghostbusters, True Romance, Terminator 1 and 2, Reefer Madness, Napoleon Dynamite, Deer Hunter, Five Easy Pieces, Easy Rider, The Yellow Submarine, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Requiem for a Dream, Revenger's Tradegedy, Repo Man, Sid and Nancy, Memento, Kriemhilde's Revenge, Potempkin, Ivan the Terrible, The Untouchables, Scarface, Irreversible, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Hellstrom Chronicles, "It" with Clara Bow.... not the Stephen King deal with the clown that turns into a giant spider.

Basically, I've always been partial to movies made by Tim Burton, Martin Scorsese, Alfred Hitchcock, Joel & Ethan Coen, Ingmar Bergman, Alex Proyas, Errol Morris, David O. Russell, James Cameron, Spike Jonze, Michele Gondry, Charlie Kaufman (even though he's not a director, but he's an amazing writer), Roger Corman, Sam Peckinpah, David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Steven Spielberg, Fritz Lang, Sergei Eisenstein, Luc Besson, Louis Malle, David Fincher, Quentin Tarantino and many more

Television:

Old episodes of the Simpsons, King of the Hill, CSI, Twin Peaks, The Prisoner, Lonesome Dove, The Fugitive, All Creatures Great and Small, Monty Python, Strangers With Candy, Fishing with John, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., The X-Files, Northern Exposure, Gumby, Kids in the Hall, Invader Zim, The Thundercats, Sailor Moon, Arrested Development and re-runs of the Original Star Trek series

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, I, Robot, Brave New World, Generation of Swine, Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, To Kill a Mockingbird, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Amityville Horror, The Shining, Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Survivor, Diary, The Last Temptation of Christ, Zorba the Greek, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor, Huck Finn, You Get so Alone at Times that it Just Makes Sense, The Dictionary, The Bible, Everything is Illuminated, My Proposal for More Space, 1984, Animal Farm, Tropic of Cancer, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels

Heroes:

My Sister, Jackson and Keith Milgaten, Peaches, Chris Corwin, Martin Scorsese, Elliott Smith, Janusz Kaminski, Francis Ford Coppola, Alex Proyas, George Romero, Tim Burton, Vincent Price, Mark McKinney, Jean-Luc Godard, Orson Welles

My Blog

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull or whatever it was called

What a shitty movie.  Seriously.Don't read any further if you plan on seeing this movie, this is loaded with spoilers.I don't like to be unreasonable in my reveiws.  Without a doubt, I know ...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:01:00 PST

haha... YES! Sheer ecstasy

I'm not unemployed anymore!  What a great feeling.For awhile, I was working at the Pointe Hilton Resort at Tapatio Cliffs.  Let me tell you this of the establishment:  They're evil, sel...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:21:00 PST

Insane Jesus Lady

Wow.  What can I say?  Wow.I haven't encountered many insane Jesus ladies before.  I've encountered some religious ladies before who think I'm into Jesus, too, because I dress sort of c...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:24:00 PST

On Customer Service

Customer Service is a joke.  The reason is that customers are pieces of shit, that's why.  I feel bad for waitresses because they probably have to deal with the worst of them.  I can ju...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

Good morning

Hey guys, it's been a long time since I wrote a blog and I just felt like writing one, even if I don't have anything particularly interesting to say.  Nothing really came to me for inspiration, a...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:23:00 PST

In the aftermath of it all

Hey guys, Thanks for being so nice to me after finding out that someone punched me and busted up my eye.  It really made me feel a lot better with the messages and phone calls and everything.&nbs...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:40:00 PST

I hope you’re fucking happy

Dear assholes, I really hope you're really fucking happy right now, because God knows I am right now.  I had a great day:  Went over to Gaby's house, ate some goat and some awesome stuffing ...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:00:00 PST

Reunited and it feels so good

Ezmorelda is back.  She and I are reunited and... well, it feels so good.  I've made a vow to treat her right.  The driveshaft breaking on me wasn't really avoidable, but I could've do...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

It’s been a long time

I haven't written a blog in forever.  I haven't even been on MySpace in a long time, either now that I think about it.  I've just been working nights and my whole schedule is fucked.  F...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:58:00 PST

Fast Food Nation

I just watched Fast Food Nation.  That movie, to me, epitomized why filmmakers should do what they do.  Films can be used to increase social awareness without being overly preachy.  It ...
Posted by Churchie LeFemme on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:09:00 PST