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tiff

tifff

About Me

i have an awesomely bad website

My Interests

Catholic Church
meat
languages
places i haven't been to
lightning...and thunda!
the smell of gasoline
typography
video editing
preparing for the next potential zombie outbreak
movie nights
howstuffworks.com
ferrero rocher
fake lashes
climbing on shit
video games
Marvels Zombies

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Rappers who sell out
Air
The Knife
Wu-tang Clan
Missy Elliot
No Doubt
Justin Timberlake
Johnny Cash
Billy Idol
Iggy Pop and The Stooges
Amy Winehouse
Snoop Dog
Fleetwood Mac
Smashing Pumpkins
Feist
Irong & Wine
The Knife
Rolling Stones
Uffie
etc.

Movies:

28 Days Later
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Shining
Ten Things I Hate About You
Jawbreaker Hostel 1 & 2
Pans Labyrinth
Apocalypto
Girl, Interrupted
Lucky Number Slevin
The Island of Dr Moreau
Babel
Ben Stiller movies
Mr & Mrs Smith
The Others
Dawn of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead
Return of the Living Dead
etc.

Television:

Reruns of Saved by the Bell
Cold Case
CSI
X-Files
Project Runway
History Channel
Discovery Channel

Books:

Currently, I am reading all of the books from Chronicles of Narnia.

My Blog

Crouching socks hidden q-tips

Socks and wet feet are one of the most horrid combination of maximum discomfort. Aren’t they the worst? I don’t know why, but there seems to be small areas of puddles scattered throughout ...
Posted by tiff on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:47:00 PST

Im finally coming out.

Just kidding.I'd never thought I'd make a blog about this, but now, there's no choice. There's some bullshit speculation that I'm not into men but into women and that I'm in denial.The main reasons wh...
Posted by tiff on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:33:00 PST

toilet seats arent as dirty as you think they are

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/keyboardHow Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?There are about 1,887,480 germs on your keyboard right now!That's equivalent to the number of germs on 377 toilet seats. S...
Posted by tiff on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:32:00 PST

i have the right of merge!

it's almost 2AM and i'm not myself right now.is it just me or the myspace captcha is getting a lot more harder to make out? on average, it would now take me 6-7 tries just to enter in the correct numb...
Posted by tiff on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:46:00 PST

Mornings like these...

I woke up this morning and I wasn't able to open my left eye.  Like any normal person would do, I panicked.  A lot of things go on inside of your head when you only have one eye open. ...
Posted by tiff on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

Top Nine: The Perfect Boyfriend

" Leave her cute texts" Tickle her even when she says stop." When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her." Watch her favorite movie with her." Write her letters." Get her mad, then kiss her...
Posted by tiff on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:48:00 PST

by ee cummings

l(aleaffalls)oneliness
Posted by tiff on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

My adventure on Google Maps.

other wacky ones at:http://streetviewgallery.corank.com/tech/all/top/ Last week, Google Inc. began expanding its Google Maps program to Southern California, and anyone who got in the way became subje...
Posted by tiff on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:57:00 PST

No makeup! Teeheh.

I have one simple question for women who have "No Makeup" displayed as their photo caption: Exactly how much makeup do you have to put on just to come out to the public and point out that you're not w...
Posted by tiff on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:11:00 PST

Carlos Mencia is not funny.

There's something that has been boggling my mind lately, and it's Carlos Mencia.I'm a big fan of comedy, so I'm just wondering how he managed to snag the number one spot on Myspace's Top Comedians.See...
Posted by tiff on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST