Well my name is Chris. My arch nemesis is William Shatner. He shares all my dream time with me. I spend most of it running through underground labyrinths in a futile attempt to escape his grasp. But you see, no one can escape the Shatman for long. I hate the rain, it messes up my hair. When I don't have anything worthwhile to say I continue talking anyway. Sometimes I wear a full length leather coat and little kids point at me and call me Neo. I love chocolate and subway, a little too much. I like to stare at attractive girls, they think I am creepy. I have spent more hours listening to Bob Dylan than I have spent asleep during the last year. I love reading fantasy novels. I lack self confidence, but I try to hide it. I love just being alive and take great joy in all the little things in life. Soemtimes though I get depressed with people and the world and leaving my front door becomes to hard to manage. Sometimes I am quiet, sometimes I am loud. I am not a perfect human being, I lie(but not to myself) and like to bitch about people behind their back. I hate people who pick on the weak, or those who are differen't. I hate people who think too much of themselves. My name is Chris, I am a simple person really.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Davie
Birthday: 1/9/83
Birthplace: Falkirk Royal infirmary
Current Location: The dark side of the moon
Eye Color: Green but they look brown
Hair Color: Brown/black
Height: 5'9(176)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I am the last scion of jesus christ
The Shoes You Wore Today: Uh...brown ones!
Your Weakness: Chocolate, women...
Your Fears: Rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Chicken!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meet an atractive girl who doesn't think i'm a loser
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not a phrase but I wink a lot! ;) ;) ;)
Thoughts First Waking Up: No!...No!....Get away!....Shatneeeeeer!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My pinky on my left hand
Your Bedtime: 12pm to 4 am
Your Most Missed Memory: I am too stupid to understand this question.
Pepsi or Coke: Water!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Pizza hut!
Single or Group Dates: mmmhh Pizza! .....Uh...oh...what did you ask?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bah...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha!
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: During every shower!
Do you Shower Daily: Oh yes!
Have you Been in Love: Nope
Do you want to go to College: I am currenty at uni
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes I believe! I believe I am useless and failure is inevitable!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, especially when playing first person shooters!
Do you think you are Attractive: I am average
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, I am a chocolate and pizza freak
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Indifferent
Do you play an Instrument: No, want to learn the Piano! Anyone?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only Hayfever medication
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, Can't find anyone desperate enough
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes and I didn't go there to work, nor was I there to shop. I was just there!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: uh..no. Stupid American survey...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, I prefer my food well done...
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, that would require me to find someone who is actually willing to go out with me...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Sure
Ever been called a Tease: Certainly not
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Once when I was very young and foolish
How do you want to Die: In a freak accident involving an inadequately earthed hairdryer and a chicken
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Super Villian, failing that I am willing to be someones goon...anyone hiring? Where do Arch villians find there goons anyway? Think they are on minimum wage?
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Oh definitely Brown! Red is nice too.
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Quite a bit shorter than me
Weight: I don't like really skinny
Best Clothing Style: Flamboyant
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Not bored enough to actually count them
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything and nothing...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks
You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly
Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain
You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud
You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins
How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do
Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead
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