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Kelley

love is like a bottle of gin, but a bottle of gin is not like love.

About Me

i am a keeper of travel journals. a lover of roller coasters. a drinker of iced coffees and vitamin water cocktails. a getter of locopops. a maker of vegan cupcakes. a shooter of pool. a player of foosball. a thrower of darts. a catcher of phrases. a taker of trips. a coder of videos. a dancer. mover. shaker. quite possibly one of the best people with whom to be stranded.
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My Interests

traveling, reading, theory, cooking, baking cupcakes, dark chocolate, knitting and other crafty activities, rock climbing, sudoku puzzles, eating grapefruit with my new grapefruit-eating spoon, countdowns, movies, music, dancing, gin and tonics, dirty dirty martinis, thai food, sushi, trivia, darts and pool, air hockey and board games, catchphrase, the onion, teen girl squad, homestarrunner.

I'd like to meet:

someone who will peel my oranges for me.

Music:

the moldy peaches, kimya dawson, of montreal, silver jews, stephen malkmus, gillian welch, the postal service, elliott smith, lush, ween, the cure, the smiths, madonna, ani difranco, bright eyes, belle and sebastian, hot hot heat, mates of state, badly drawn boy, m. ward, the magnetic fields, the beautiful south, ryan adams, her space holiday, death cab for cutie, air, rufus wainwright, buena vista social club, manu chao, the new pornographers, sleater kinney, the donnas, the raincoats, queen, liz phair, built to spill, the flaming lips, wilco, modest mouse, johnny cash, john prine, the meat purveyors, the mountain goats, pulp.

Movies:

little miss sunshine, the royal tenenbaums, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the science of sleep, ten things i hate about you, high fidelity, office space, amelie, bottle rocket, lost in translation, the big lebowski, run lola run, love actually, empire records, monsoon wedding, all about my mother, garden state

Television:

flight of the conchords, the daily show, six feet under, sex and the city, robot chicken, scrubs, law and order (the orig), scrubs, beauty and the geek, best week ever, arrested development, grey's anatomy, gilmore girls, the O.C, buffy.

Books:

the ground beneath her feet, the virgin suicides, the moor's last sigh, middlesex, one hundred years of solitude, the unbearable lightness of being, frida, the interpreter of maladies, the namesake, me talk pretty one day, holidays on ice, naked, dress your family, partly cloudy patriot...right now i am reading "shalimar the clown" and "shopgirl" (with the old cover-art, not the movie cover-art)

Heroes:

i'm holdin out for a hero.

My Blog

my very own word of the day

this showed up in my gmail today...Dictionary.com Word of the Day - taciturn: not inclined to talk.yep, that's me...taciturn as ever. 
Posted by Kelley on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

bout damn time...

...to get these effin tonsils out. and it is finally going to happen.  really.  it's officially official.  next friday, march 16th.  so, all of y'all that have offered to puree so...
Posted by Kelley on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:43:00 PST

tonsil update...

yep, they're still in there.  yep, they still need to not be in there.  yep, still getting screwed around by my insurance company.  in summary: nothing new to report....
Posted by Kelley on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

what is the only thing worse than getting your tonsils out?

not getting them out. seriously.  i was scheduled for this friday and then bumped back a week for a couple of babies (literally infants more in need of getting their tonsils out than me).&nb...
Posted by Kelley on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST

wait, how old am i?

oh yeah, 28.  and i just found out that i have to get my tonsils out.  what?!?for reals, people, for reals.
Posted by Kelley on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

my faith in humanity = renewed

tuesday night was the best night ever.  and after the past week i have had i was in serious need of a best night ever.  my boss was gone all day so i actually got a lot accomplishe...
Posted by Kelley on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST

rest in peace, old friend. you will be missed.

after years of good times and good memories i report with much sadness that my i-pod and i have been torn apart.  how does something like this happen, you ask?  well, the whole mess starte...
Posted by Kelley on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

oh, what a morning...

here is a list of things i am loving this morning: 1.  team dayquil/nyquil, with some assistance from my other good friend emergen-c.  eff that homepathic bullshit and just medicate me alrea...
Posted by Kelley on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST

Avogadro would be proud...

...so happy to be heard.  Say it!  6.02 x 1023 Happy Mole Day!!!!...
Posted by Kelley on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:09:00 PST

on the meaning of despair

if anyone is curious as to what despair looks like,  i am sitting at the lawyer's office, in an office chair that has been re-upholstered recently because one night she fell asleep in the chair a...
Posted by Kelley on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:58:00 PST