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Sam I Am

Blake wears Paul Smith for Jesus, Marcus wears Brioni for Jehovah, and I wear True Religion for all

About Me

Sam I Am...I Am...27...if you wanna know anything about me just ask and Ill prolly tell you to go fall on something sharp or something to that effect.Meet D-MoneyCompliments of Ambular...All Ecards are NOT created equal...Compliments of Marcus. www.someecards.comOne of my top 5 pet peeves...people who loveSometimes I wish I had a villan mustache...Layout made by MANDY

My Interests

Hanging with the crew, drawing(when I have time), partying, photography, working out, training at Westside MMA.Have a real drink...South Beach at the Holocaust Memorial...Werd...

I'd like to meet:

Your mom & Im POSITIVE Im the first one thats put that in this section...oh, besides your mom Salvador Dali and Andy Warhol.

Music:

Music thats gets me to do this...pod it.

Television:

© I got My Skulls Here xXxMy baby momma...Kat Von DMayhems crazy ass jason miller highlights by pentwo

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My Blog

Just watched Cloverfield...

WTF! I would rather (insert fucked up, self inflicting pain activity here) than sit through that movie again. Im pretty sure I got veritgo from the shitty filming. Now I know how all them little Japan...
Posted by Sam I Am on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

How not to run on a treadmill...

I like the fact that her friend just laughed and didnt turn it off when she saw her girl getting owned by the treadmill. Oh how I miss working in a gym...not 24 Hour Shitness...the other one. I n...
Posted by Sam I Am on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:22:00 PST

More midget hilarity...

Actually I dont know if its a midget or a child...but either way, thats some funny shit.
Posted by Sam I Am on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST

Just watched Across The Universe...

Too bad I gave up drugs...aaaayyyyYYYYOOOOoooohhhh!!!!
Posted by Sam I Am on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:10:00 PST

The only time midgets are funny...

Is when they are getting hurt.
Posted by Sam I Am on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:18:00 PST

Welcome to San Antonio!

So all of us are driving on the freeway in San Antonio when my cousin Adrian points something out in the car next to us. I didnt hear him but looked over to some guy in an Expedition driving like...
Posted by Sam I Am on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:38:00 PST

Ike Turner died today at age 76

The man who taught us all something important in life...it's okay to take yo boot off and smack a bitch! R.I.P. HOMMIE  ...
Posted by Sam I Am on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:09:00 PST

Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel

RIP big hommie. October 17, 1938 - November 3, 2007
Posted by Sam I Am on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:16:00 PST

Stupid fucking thing 347,467,345 that happen to me..

Going to Friendswood Saturday, cruising down I-10 when something hits the front passenger window of the Jeep shattering it all to shit. The glass flying everywhere and the gunshot ...
Posted by Sam I Am on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

ARRRGGGHHH!

DONT FAARRRGET T'DAY BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. ARRRGHHH, LETS GET LOADED T' THE GUNWALES! SHIVER ME TIMBERS, YE SCURVY CURR! ...
Posted by Sam I Am on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST