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Tongue of Colicab

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About Me

Ask me what you need to know! John will go to jail for ...

Resisting arrest while having sex

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My Interests

women, music, books, karate, food, parties, sleep....... not in that order.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Optimus Prime, Judas ( hear his side of the story), the Scotish Girl.......*sigh*, and the Doc from Back to the Future.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 18/10/85
Birthplace: Chesterfield
Current Location: High Wycombe
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 17 apples high
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 12573th in line to the throne
The Shoes You Wore Today: Globe
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Snakes, clowns and evil mushrooms
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat feast!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get to Narnia
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i!!????
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me!
Your Bedtime: Anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandad
Pepsi or Coke: Pokei
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King is the devil!!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who really cares!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: When im on fire
Do you Swear: ......alittle
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: More then your average monkey
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Like a house on fire
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're cool
Do you play an Instrument: Sax, but not recently
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: stupid question
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No way
In the past month have you gone on a Date: date....?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: noooo
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wish i had
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, and never have
Ever been Drunk: hahahaha
Ever been called a Tease: everyday
Ever been Beaten up: 10+ on one and im still standing
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Spontaneously combust in a room of boring ppl
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Director
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: dont mind
Height: Smaller then me
Weight: not too bothered, average
Best Clothing Style: What reflects their personality
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing really, mistakes help you grow

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Music:

Incubus, hoobastank, hundred reasons, biffy clyro, jurassic 5, the bizkit ( old ) Mybe, anythin good!
You scored as Stewie Griffin. Congradulations you are Stewie. One of the best characters on the show and the crowd favorite. Because you are stewie you prob are one evil sick bastard.

Stewie Griffin


88%

Brian Griffin


75%

Peter Griffin


63%

Joe


50%

Glenn Quagmire


50%

Cleveland Brown


38%

Chris Griffin


38%

Meg Griffin


0%

Lois Griffin


0%
Find out what Family Guy character you are. (pics included)
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Movies:

Anythin by Kevin Smith, The Matrix, LOTR, the goonies, R.Dogs and P.Fiction, old school cartoon movies ( GI JOE, Transformers ) all the highlander films, no matter how shit they are. Very big on Jap or Chinese films, Hero and Flying Dagger, Battle Royal. Not forgetting lock stock and snatch!

Television:

The Mighty Boosh.....for some reason my Tv wont let me change the channel.....its been on since september

Books:

LOTR, The Hobbit,The Silmarilion, HP series

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, Bill Bailey, Simon Pegg, Optimus Prime and my Dad