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Notorious K.E.I.T.H.

We've got everything down to a science.

About Me


I destroy buildings in my spare time

Ali and I sharing a tender moment... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I love me some Achewood.

I'd like to meet:

Harvey Pekar, James Kochalka and Chris Onstad.
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Music:

Currently in heavy rotation (winter albums):
Swan Lake- Beast Moans
Modest Mouse- The Moon and Antarctica
built to Spill- Perfect From Now On
Interpol- Turn on the Bright Lights
TV on the Radio- Return to Cookie Mountain
Califone- Roots and Crowns
Dismemberment Plan- Emergency & I
Wolf Parade- Apologies to the Queen Mary
The Walkmen- Everyone Who Pretended to Like Me is Gone

Television:

Stella, Reno 911, Ren and Stimpy, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Arrested Development, Animal Planet and the Discovery Channel.

Books:

Joseph Heller Raymond Carver Gariel Garcia Marquez Anthony Burgess Franz Kafka Joyce Carol Oates John Updike James Baldwin Tim O'Brien George Orwell H.G. Wells H.P. Lovecraft Edgar Allan Poe Chuck Palahnuik (guilty pleasure) Alan Moore Grant Morrison Warren Ellis Frank Miller Neil Gaiman (I'm a comic geek)

My Blog

Poetry Corner

Terence, This is Stupid StuffA.E. HousemanTerence, this is stupid stuff:You eat your victuals fast enough;There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,To see the rate you drink your beer.But oh, good Lord, t...
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

I had a Shakespeare test today

I kicked its ass so hard that women covered their children's eyes and turned away. The domination was so brutal that grown men collapsed where they stood, expending what energy they had in an effort t...
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

Life is beautifully weird and heartbreakingly awful

 and wonderfully vast but infinitely intimate and we are all poineers and pilgrims.
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST

Also, I could never teach a creative writing class

I have no patience for pretentious hacks who spew out generic prose and sloppy poetry, but think they can write because their internet buddies on xanga circle jerked over their latest short story abou...
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:22:00 PST

After careful consideration

I've decided that the Pitchfork review of Built to Spill's new album, "You in Reverse", is completely off base. Fuck that. I'm going to grow a Doug Martsch-ian beard in protest.
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:56:00 PST

The Everlasting Yea

"...the Fraction of Life can be increased in value not so much by increasing your Numerator as by lessening your Denominator. Nay, unless my Algebra decieve me, Unity itself divided by Zero will give ...
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST

I'm making an effort to do something creative

Ali gave me a sketchbook for Christmas, so I started my sketchbook journal last Saturday. They're probably pretty boring unless you know me, but I'll post some when I can use a scanner. Also, my pres...
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:47:00 PST

Don't post important information in bulletins

because I never read them.
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:59:00 PST

When you google my name my old comic comes up

I'm really suprised that it's still online, actually. Crazy! I've been reading American Elf and it makes me want to start my own sketchbook diary. Maybe I'll do that....
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:55:00 PST

Keith's 5 Favorite Albums of 2005

I know it's a little early, but unless Doug Marsch gets his ass in gear and releases this mysterious new Built to Spill CD before the end of the year, I dont see this list changing. There's really no ...
Posted by Notorious K.E.I.T.H. on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:58:00 PST