Music, Art, Zombies, Horror, Video Games, Midgets, Swedish crack whores with speech impediments, etc.
I'd like to meet:
George Carlin and I have pretty much the same requirements: A permanently disfigured gun collector. A woman with no feet, so she can't nag you to go dancing. A tall man with a Slavic accent wearing a bow tie of human flesh. A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar. Any couple who owns "his and hers" rectal thermometers. Any person bleeding from three orifices who wants me to cosign on a loan. A proctologist with poor depth perception.
I merely suggested these one night to him over a game of pokeno and he went and used them in an award-winning HBO special. I shant forget that soon.
Pokeno? I hardly even know him!
I hate myself.
Music:
erasehers.com
thejohnstamosproject.com
I'm sure I could list for hours the bands I love (due to my anally alphabetical collection), but I'll mark it down to a few that make this world a much better place: The Ramones, The Queers, Screeching Weasel, The Mr. T Experience, Descendents/ALL, The Misfits, Green Day, Bad Religion, The Living End, Motorhead...the list goes on...
Movies:
If it's got a freaking zombie in it, count me in. If it's got fart jokes, count me in. Come to think of it, if someone could just finance "Night of the Farting Dead", I could die a happy man.
Television:
Mr. Show (GREATEST FUCKING SHOW EVER), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Crank Yankers, Chappelle's Show, The Office, Mr. Bean, South Park, Monty Python, Benny Hill, Conan O' Brien, Nip/Tuck, Wondershowzen, Beavis and Butthead
Books:
Graphic Novels, music related books, and the obligatory porno
Heroes:
Opie and Anthony (and lil' Jimmy Norton, of course)
Pat O' Brien (He just wants to get crazy. He just wants to get nuts. And Betsy is totally into it).
