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Jobu

www.TheHauntedVineyard.com

About Me

The tragic crash of engine 113 cast a dark shadow on the thriving Guasti winery back in 1903. Thirty-two men, all friends of Secundo Guasti, were hard at work in the fields that autumn morning when the locomotive suddenly derailed and took their lives in a twisted fiery wreck. In honor of his fallen friends and their dedication to his families business, Secundo had his workers build a memorial cemetery upon the premises to ensure that he and his family could always be close to their departed loved ones... Many years past and Secundo and his family worked harder than ever. Once again the winery thrived. The demand for the Guasti wine was growing fast and so were the fields of grapes. The beautiful cemetery that they had so frequently visited became neglected and was soon consumed by the creeping vines. No one seemed to notice, that is no one except for the dead. The ravenous roots of the vines burrowed deep into the graves disturbing those that longed for eternal rest. That power which the vines awoke was wholly evil, filling the vines with vengeful life. The plants grew fuller, the grapes sweeter, and the wine that they produced was to die for! The neighboring communities began to frenzy, thirsting for the Guasti wine. The intoxicating power of the wine soon had control of Secundo and his family, who began to hoard every last drop of the supernatural nectar to satisfy their own unquenchable thirsts. Distribution of Guasti wine to the public was halted spurring a backlash of anger and rebellion. The days that followed were darkened by an onslaught of gruesome murders and crime as the public tried desperately to satisfy their horrific craving for the wine. Every living creature that consumed the fruit roamed through the foothills, transformed, demented, and craving that, which they had been denied! Fifty years have passed and the vines have long since diminished. The winery, no longer able to produce the horrid nectar has since shut down and the once proud Guasti family has all but vanished. It seemed as though the creeping evil had been scourged from the land. But a foul wind blows this autumn, awakening those who wish to rest. The vines are returning and the new harvest is upon us. If you ask the locals, they will swear to you that Secundo and his creatures of the night dwell once again within the vineyard, searching and thirsting for their Fruit of the Vine!
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My Interests

Interested in making this world a scarier place ... one art project at a time!

Books:

books, Tomes, parchments, and scrolls of arcane lore ...

Heroes:

DOLAMYTE, The Nobs, and small furry animals ...

My Blog

Haunted Vineyard TV Spot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlBh7Pi5KXE Greetings ... here is the awesome TV add spot that we created for the now-extinct Haunted Vineyard! It is based scene for scene upon the original mo...
Posted by Jobu on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:48:00 PST

Jello is coming, Jello is coming!!!!

 Brace yourselves you over-inflated-latex-headed freaks ... the Kings of the Gong Show *GREEN JELLO* are headed our way ... So if you have absolutely nothing to do ... and boy d...
Posted by Jobu on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:57:00 PST

Greetings ... to the all new space!!!

 Greetings one and all and welcome to the new site!  This space was previously dedicated to The Haunted Vineyard ... the awesome haunted attraction in Ontario, California. Unfortunately ......
Posted by Jobu on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

AWESOME NEW CONTEST FOR HORROR FANS AND FILM MAKERS!!!

A friend of mine is having a cool contest you may be interested in, here's the info. I  am going to enter and you should check it out!!! There will be tons of internet coverage and possible TV sy...
Posted by Jobu on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

Check out Hollywood Gothique's 2005 review

Check out what Hollywood Gothique had to say about the 2005 Haunted Vineyard! While you are there check out reviews on all of the new Southern California haunts!  http://hollywoodgothique.b...
Posted by Jobu on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:02:00 PST

GWAR ... GWAR, GWAR, GWAAAAAAR!!!

GWAR ... has arrived ... again to ... uhm ... defile the human waste can called earth with debauchery, violence, and a cacophony of ear-splitting, gut-wrenching sound!!! GWAR show dates are as follow...
Posted by Jobu on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:42:00 PST

The Ghoulish Gallery visits the Vineyard

  Don't miss your opportunity to pick up some increadible art by visiting "special guest artist" Tim Turner and the The Ghoulish Gallery. The Ghoulish Gallery will be "on site" visiting...
Posted by Jobu on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:23:00 PST

Got Fangs?

Greetings gangrenous, scabie-ridden mongrels! I came across this site completely by accident, however ... I am glad I did. For all of you who cannot partake of the CIFX CORP fangs making course, here ...
Posted by Jobu on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:56:00 PST

Artists that go "bump" in the night!

Greetings foul sharp-toothed fiends skulking along shadowy pathways less likely traveled. Here be yet more astonishing and amazing individuals who's artistic talents must not be missed! http://www.Oc...
Posted by Jobu on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:47:00 PST

Amazing Artists!

Greetings one and all, illustrious denizens of places foul and mossy! Here are a few additional artists who should not be missed ... http://www.toxictoons.com  -Eric Pigors http://www.dfrydendal...
Posted by Jobu on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:28:00 PST