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About Me

well, my mom was 13 and she didnt really need the stress of a new born baby. and i mean, i know billy was trying to win the home comming game so HE didnt need any stress, so here i am. just hanging out. its not so bad, i get this whole trash can to myself. ocasionally, a cat or rat will come in here, but i make friends with them as soon as i get them to stop licking my slime.

My Interests

eating what i can, moms, a life, not dying, not smoking, staying warm, gays (cause they would've never been able to do this to me)

I'd like to meet:

my mom mostley but hot chicks would be cool, but remember...i need to be taken care of for at least 18 years

Music:

the sound of my whore mother dying in her sleep.

Movies:

i dont know if i have two hours of life to watch a movie

Television:

i dont have a tv but if i did, recue 911 would be it, maybe they could've found me and had a re-enactment with howard stern's beetlejuice playing me.

Books:

what?

Heroes:

well, it would be my dad but he was too worried about prom so i'll go with hailey joel osmond.